were exposed. The Spirit of Justice, an eighteen-foot aluminum statute of a woman that stands in the US Department of Justice’s Hall of Justice, was covered with drapes. The Washington Post humorously called this action the “most talked-about cover-up at the Justice Department” at the time!69
Such efforts at bodily censorship may seem over the top, but are these examples any different from artistic depictions of Christ’s crucifixion, which invariably depict a loin cloth that almost certainly wasn’t there?70 If breasts on an aluminum woman are too much to handle, how will Christianity reconcile with the idea of a very real Jesus who most assuredly had a penis?
Cleaning Up the Crucifixion
Bible teacher J. Vernon McGee wrote, “He was crucified naked. It is difficult for us, in this age of nudity and pornography, to comprehend the great humiliation He suffered by hanging nude on the cross. They had taken His garments and gambled for ownership. My friend, He went through it all, crucified naked, that you might be clothed with the righteousness of Christ and stand before God throughout the endless ages of eternity.”71
According to Ethan Renoe, the covering of Christ’s midsection is an attempt to “clean up” the crucifixion:
In many ways, the fact that artists have typically covered Jesus up while hanging on the cross has done a disservice to our perception of His scope of atonement. We are used to seeing Him, battered and bloody, yes, but at least with a shred of decency left and a towel wrapped around his midsection . . . We try to “clean up” the crucifixion.72
A friend of mine has a daughter who was recently asked to draw a picture from the Bible to enter a drawing contest at school. He wrote:
What did she draw? Jesus on the cross, naked, with a penis. We don’t have any such pictures in our home, but somehow she got the idea that Jesus must have been naked on the cross. She was right, of course, but we’re not sending that picture in to the art contest. She didn’t get his nose quite right.73
Shower Head Trip
The origin of clothing is made clear in Scripture; the first “outfit” ever worn was made out of flimsy leaves by a bashful couple in a perfect garden. Because animal skins and vegetable materials decompose rapidly, there is very little archeological evidence for the origin of clothing.74 The oldest known woven cloth was found in Turkey and dated to around 7000 BC.
Notwithstanding, the practice of habitually wearing clothes is a fairly recent innovation in human history. In primeval times our distant ancestors, evolving in Africa and migrating into a world of tropical and temperate climates, were certainly naked most or all of the time. As humans expanded into colder areas, they quickly had to adapt artificial covering. Not long after, they also started adopting customs to govern what clothing should be worn, and when it should be worn. (It was then that the purpose of clothing began to shift from merely keeping us warm, to being used to differentiate class, gender, and social status.)
Nonetheless, some cultures continued to appreciate the body in its most natural form.
The ancient societies of Greece and Rome both embraced the practice of public bathing in the nude. In Greece, nudity was commonplace during sporting events and festivals.75 First-century historian Diodorus Siculus records that the Celts (who lived in modern-day continental Europe and the United Kingdom) commonly fought naked in battle.76
Even as recently as the 1960s nude swimming was commonplace at the YMCA in the United States (this was before females were admitted), and in many US high schools as well. In some locales swimming trunks were not even allowed in the pool. This was not a controversial practice during an era that was far less likely to view “skinny dipping” as an erotic phenomenon, especially among classmates of the same gender.
Yet today very little opportunity exists for people to see each other naked in a non-erotic context. Public schools haven’t required showers for at least two decades, and some schools are even considering removing showers altogether, because they are so rarely used.
A 2009 article from The Oregonian, “Shower Together at School? No Way, Dude,” observed:
It’s a rare student who showers after sports or gym classes these days. A quick dab of deodorant and a dousing of cologne or perfume, and it’s on to the next class . . . Communal showers—the awkward rite of passage into puberty—are a thing of the past. In fact, Oregon schools haven’t required showers for at least a decade. The same is true nationally.77
The New York Times, in a 1996 article “Students Still Sweat, They Just Don’t Shower,” wrote:
Students across the United States have abandoned school showers, and their attitudes seem to be much the same whether they live in inner-city high-rises, on suburban cul-de-sacs or in far-flung little towns in cornfield country.78
The article goes on to quote student after student listing all the reasons they would never shower, or change clothes, in front of their same-gender classmates. “You don’t want to get made fun of,”79 stated one fifteen-year-old boy. “. . . you don’t feel very good about yourself,”80 said an overweight student who used to race to the locker rooms after class so that he’d be done showering before the other boys arrived. “You never know who’s looking at you,”81 said an eighteen-year-old female from Illinois.
Quotes from these students’ teachers only further illustrate the fact that students are changing the way they change. “These guys don’t want to undress in front of each other,” said a high school teacher in suburban Chicago. “I just don’t get it. When I started in ’74, nobody even thought about things like this. The whole thing is just hard for me to accept.”82
An Illinois football coach said “These guys would play a two-and-a-half-hour game, and then they’d just want to go home, all muddy, so they could have their privacy. Used to be, when you get sweaty and stinky, you wanted to take a shower.”83
Also mentioned in the Times article is a boys’ tennis team that practices mornings before school at the community racquet club, just a few blocks from the high school. “But rather than shower at the club, many of the boys get picked up by their parents and driven back home to shower, and then return to school.”84 The article goes on to say:
A generation ago, when most schools mandated showers, a teacher would typically monitor students and hand out towels, making sure that proper hygiene was observed. In schools with pools, students were sometimes required to swim naked, and teachers would conduct inspections for cleanliness that schools today would not dare allow, whether because of greater respect for children or greater fear of lawsuits.85
Mass contempt for public showers seems, to many, to be something which emerged only in recent history. Yet when the American Civil Liberties Union threatened to file a lawsuit in federal court over a mandatory shower policy in Pennsylvania, the lawyer who worked the case was overwhelmed by correspondence from adults who supported him. “People remembered their own humiliation. I myself remember moving from my little country school to the city school, and being mortified about having to take showers. But in those days, you did what the schools said, you did what the teachers said.”86
One author, critical of the normalization of nudity, wrote:
One of my worst experiences was being forced to swim in the nude in high school. This was a common practice in Chicago and other large city schools until the 1970’s. You had a choice: either swim in the nude for four years of high school or take ROTC to get a waiver. Envision 30 young boys at various stages of puberty, with a wide variety of body shapes, lining up so the coach, in his well-fitted swimsuit, could take attendance. There was my dramatically overweight friend with his eyes staring straight at the ground and my other friend, a “late bloomer,” just waiting for the inevitable insults about his manhood. There was also the constant anxiety that a pubescent erection could appear at any time. You could only hope that you were already in the pool when it struck. The reasons for this barbaric and hurtful practice were ill-founded—the need for hygiene, the fear of bathing suit threads clogging the pool or the desire to “build cohesion” between young men. Talk to any man raised at that time and you will get similar stories of shame and embarrassment.87
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