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Renee Greene, Shelley Manning

      Subject: Barf!

      ARG! I'm so frustrated. Siobhan has been barfing all day. I've already bathed her twice and changed her clothes 4 times and it's only 10 am.

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 10:10 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon, Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      It will get easier. Before you know it, she'll be barfing in the toilet like a big girl.

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 10:25 AM

      To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Not necessarily. Funny story. When I was about 7 years old, my parents put new carpeting in our den and bought new beige fabric couches with light blue and pink pillows. (How 80's!)

      I was home sick from school and resting on the couch watching "My Little Pony" videos when I felt like I was going to hurl. You guys KNOW how I cannot stand to do it, so I was panicked. I called up to my mom, "I'm going to throw up." She yelled "Run to the bathroom! Run to the bathroom!" I did run to the bathroom, and while I ran there, I threw up all over the new couches and carpet. Oops!

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 10:29 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon, Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Are those the same beige couches you had in our apartment in college?

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 10:30 AM

      To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      They are indeed the same.

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 10:31 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon, Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Then I've thrown up on those couches, too.

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 10:31 AM

      To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      LOL! So does that make you feel better, Ash?

      From: Ashley Gordon – July 12, 2013 – 11:12 AM

      To: Renee Greene, Shelley Manning

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      No. Just shows me all of the additional body fluid grossness I have to look forward to.

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:14 AM

      To: Shelley Manning, Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Hang in there!

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:16 AM

      To: Renee Greene, Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      I've had some mighty fine times with the grossness of bodily fluids. It's not all that bad.

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:19 AM

      To: Shelley Manning

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Have you no sympathy, woman?

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:19 AM

      To: Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      You can't tell because this is email, but I'm giving you the finger right now.

      From: Renee Greene – July 12, 2013 – 11:20 AM

      To: Shelley Manning

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      Ew! Who knows where that finger has been.

      From: Shelley Manning – July 12, 2013 – 11:21 AM

      To: Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Barf!

      The list is long...but distinguished. Mwah! Mwah!

      From: Renee Greene – July 17, 2013 – 10:23 AM

      To: cassidy, Mark Finlay

      Subject: Dinner tomorrow

      Hello there, friends. Just confirming that we are still on for dinner Saturday night. Shall I make a reservation somewhere?

      From: Mark Finlay – July 17, 2013 – 11:22 AM

      To: cassidy, Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow

      Cass is working mornings for a few more weeks and then switches to nights. Her call time is 5:00 a.m. Could we do an early dinner somewhere?

      From: cassidy – July 17, 2013 – 11:27 AM

      To: Renee Greene, Mark Finlay

      Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow

      im pretty tired. could we make it an early causal night?

      From: Renee Greene – July 17, 2013 – 12:01 PM

      To: cassidy, Mark Finlay

      Subject: Re: Dinner tomorrow

      Yes! Let's be like old people and hit up an early bird special. I'll figure out a place and text you the details. Can't wait to hear all about the movie making, Cassidy. Talk soon!

      From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 8:05 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Still on?

      Hey there. Are we still on for lunch tomorrow at Mel's? Hope so. My sweet angel must miss her Auntie Renee terribly.

      From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:22 AM

      To: Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Still on?

      Yes, we are still on. I'll meet you there at noon. I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the frazzled woman with spit up on her clothes toting around a 9 month-old and all of her gear.

      From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:24 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Still on?

      Save a little room in that ginormous diaper bag of yours. I have a present for her.

      From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:27 AM

      To: Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Still on?

      That's nice of you, but you don't need to keep buying her things. She's getting spoiled rotten.

      From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:29 AM

      To: Ashley Gordon

      Subject: Re: Still on?

      Speaking of getting spoiled rotten, I'm going to get a pedicure after lunch. Care to join me?

      From: Ashley Gordon – July 26, 2013 – 9:32 AM

      To: Renee Greene

      Subject: Re: Still on?

      Wish I could. Oh, how I wish I could. I haven't had a pedicure in months. Sadly, I don't think Siobhan will be welcome at Tip Toes nail salon.

      From: Renee Greene – July 26, 2013 – 9:34 AM

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