Chocolate and Cuckoo Clocks. Alan Coren

Golden Age: 1980–1989 Introduction by Clive James 36. Tax Britannica 37. Blue Flics 38. Smiling Through 39. The Gospel According to St Durham 40. O Little Town of Cricklewood 41. Just a Gasp at Twilight 42. For Fear of Finding Something Worse 43. Mr Noon by D. H. Lawrence 44. No Bloody Fear 45. Getting the Hump 46. True Snails Read (anag., 8, 6) 47. One is One and All Alone 48. £10.66 And All That 49. Red Sales in the Sunset 50. Cave Canem The Cricklewood Years: 1990–1999 Introduction by A.A. Gill 51. Here We Go Round the Prickly Pear 52. Uneasy Lies the Head 53. Salt in the Wound 54. Good God, That’s Never The Time? (2) 55. Japanese Sandmen 56. Card Index 57. Brightly Shone The Rain That Night 58. Tuning Up 59. The Queen, My Lord, is Quite Herself, I Fear 60. The Green Hills of Cricklewood 61. Making Old Bones 62. Osric the Hedgehog 63. Doom’d For a Certain Term to Walk the Night 64. Garden Pests 65. Time for a Quick One? 66. The Leaving of Cricklewood 67. Lo, Yonder Waves the Fruitful Palm! 68. Fabric Conditioning 69. Numbers Racket 70. Eight Legs Worse 71. Do Dilly-Dally on the Way 72. On a Wing and a Prayer 73. And Did Those Feet? 74. Nothing But The Truth The Last Decade: 2000–2007 Introduction by Stephen Fry 75. Radio Fun 76. Not My Bag 77. Queening It 78.