The City Man. Howard Akler

laughed.

      Like this, honey. No no. This.

      The careless tapping of ash. They left cigarette burns on the sofa and stolen silk camisoles hanging off the end table, the draped ghosts of past mothers.

      She joined the whiz at fifteen. Tagged along to the train station and spent hours hustling the doniker for small change. Men passed by. She loitered near the men’s room with her face in the newspaper. One eye out. Stared at the bone in her wrist. Adolescence concealed in her father’s coat and cap, but the body inched out. Conspicuous, suddenly culpable. Gawky at five feet two.

      She followed the mark inside.

      Chose a stall to his right and wiped damp palms on the sides of her coat. She counted to calm herself. Forty-seven, forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Numbers silent in her head and then her hand started to make noise. She rolled a silver dollar along the floor, from her stall to his. The slow, rattling distraction. In three revolutions of the coin, she got a glimpse of wingtips and a big white thigh. Sparse follicle. She came out of his pants pockets with quarters and dimes and a crumpled bill. The mark cursed. He was in a shackle of dropped trou, going nowhere. But Mona was off and running out the door, in the dense station crowds. Her small hands full of change.

      Mona matured in three rooms. She started in the kitchen, feeling heat off the boiler and then grifted along routes of cold tile. Past dirty glasses on the counter and stolen dishes in the sink. The old man was one step behind.

      Keep moving, he said.

      Breath and spittle on the lobe of her ear.

      Stay on the balls of your feet.

      Mucid syllables turned thick in her brain. She grew conscious of every step. Moved with dolorous precision into the sitting room. Edged around the hard angles of daylight and coffee table. Bumped into a big chair.

      Careful, he said.

      Toes curled in her shoes. She kept moving and moving, inched into the bedroom, stepped over a hat and into the crinkle of splayed newspaper. She looked down and saw a tie still knotted. Polka-dot pattern.

      Now, he said.

      She slowed down. Moved forward but leaned back. Stalled her father with a gentle nudge of elbows. The floor creaked. Tension in her calves. Stress ran the calibrations of hip, a harsh curve from her buttocks to his crotch. Her prat planted with too much strain.

      No no no no, he said.

      His hands grew stern. He grabbed her wrist. She blinked at the ridge of knuckles and then he let her go and she blinked at the dark outline of his fingers. His imprint on her, a dark heredity.

      Do it again, he told her.

      She nodded and returned to the kitchen.

      Mona lifts her head out of the water. She stands up. Gooseflesh in the cool air. Water rushes off her body, dripping from her fingers into the tub with the tiniest sound.

      Out of the corner of his eye, Eli watches the whispers wind around the curve of the city desk. From one editor to the next, mouths move in nearly unnatural duplication so each offers the same questioning puss. Psst-psst, they say. Psst-psst. Bert curses in the middle of the floor, nickel-cigar stub jammed into the corner of his mouth like a crooked brown tooth. Behind him is the city desk, shaped like a horseshoe but not nearly as lucky. The scene of endless diatribes, twenty-two firings and three fistfights. Mackintosh swivels in his chair, elbow garters as tight as his held tongue. Eli lowers his gaze, looks instead at the fingertips of his right hand sitting motionless on the keys HJKL. No words come from that combination of letters, not even a single syllable that can help him start his story. The lede lingers somewhere along the route of metal, skin and skull and all he can do is slouch lower in his chair and cautiously retrace that route over and over and over again.

Police car crashes into truck
Officers responding to an emergency encountered one of their own this afternoon when a police automobile hurtled down the Bathurst St. hill and collided with a bread truck on Davenport Rd. Constables Ed McGirr and Bill Pumps were racing to a holdup at the Dupont branch of the Bank of Montreal. The machine was approaching speeds of 50 miles per hour at the time of impact, which generated enough force to shatter the windshield andloosen the door on the driver’s side.	Both officers received medical attention at the scene.Fred Gallo, driver for Guston’s Bread, was also under the watchful eye of a doctor after the collision. He suffered some minor cuts. He said he knew he was going to get hit, but had no chance to hit the brakes.‘They sure picked up a lot of speed down that hill. There wasn’t much time to worry about my bread.’

      Mona plants her prat. Chesler pinches the poke.

      She sits on her bed, blanket and the front page bunched off to the side, and opens the deck of cards. Cuts them. Taps the edge of them against her open palm and watches the red lines emerge and fade in her flesh. She shuffles. The cards curve under her thumb, a pleasant resistance. Mona deals, a game of Klondike across wrinkled bedsheets. Keeps her hands busy while the mind wanders around Union. A wrong spot for weeks. And Chesler’s offices, his brief clucks and exhalations, now sounding sharper in her ears. Nothing new there. For five years, she has endured his minor frustrations and kept the mob moving, day after screaming day, in the rigidly defined roles of their racket. What else is there? She glances at her options. Four of spades onto five of hearts onto six of clubs. Nothing else. She deals from the top. Ten of spades onto jack of diamonds and then nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. An ace on top and then the deck is done. She peeks at the face-down cards. Finds the nine of hearts and uses it. Another ace too, because she never can play this game without cheating.

      Mona plants her prat. Chesler pinches the poke.