forgot to pay my cable bill.”
“That would be you.”
“No need for name calling.” She flicked off the remote and stood. “It’s a good thing I came over. We had three calls about the sexual-aids tester position while you were gone. I told them the position had been filled. Also called the paper and told them to stop running my ad.” She looked at him over the rim of her glasses. “You should be thanking me. And you didn’t lock your door again. Anyone could have walked right in.”
He raised his eyebrow and made a show of looking at her. “Looks like anyone did.”
“Hush up. It’s a good thing I was here. You had a visitor.”
“Oh, yeah? Who?”
“Don’t know his name, but he was a big fella.” She raised on tiptoe to hold her hand in demonstration. “And he seemed awfully interested in Jamie.”
Pausing in his reach for a bottle of water, his stomach clenched. Was this the guy she was watching for? “That so? What did you tell him?”
“Nothing. He had shifty eyes. Never trust a person with shifty eyes.”
“Francyne—”
“I’m getting to it. Anyway, he didn’t come right out and ask if Jamie lived here. Instead, he kept looking around, like he was casing the place. Then he asked if there were a lot of pretty girls who lived here.”
“What did you say?”
“What do you think I said? I asked him what he’d call me.”
“And?”
“You probably don’t want to know what he said. Anyway, then he asked if any pretty girls had moved in here lately. I said no, that our tenants were mostly men.” She paused and pushed her glasses up on her bony nose. “Come to think of it, he didn’t seem too happy with that answer. Then he says, in a real mean, sort of threatening tone, ‘You mean to tell me no pretty, short woman with dark hair and light green eyes has been here,’ and I said that’s exactly what I’m saying and if you have a problem with that I suggest you take it up with the manager when he gets back from teaching his karate class.”
“Karate? I don’t even know karate, much less teach it.” Damn, he hoped Francyne hadn’t pissed off some Neanderthal who could come back to rip his arm off and beat him with it.
“Oh, relax,” she said, waving her hand. “I also told him you had a black belt and were in special services.”
“What!” The woman was going to get him killed.
“Hey, it worked, sunshine, don’t worry. He left, and I doubt he’ll be back. I think I scared him pretty good.”
“I hope so.” He tried not to shudder at the thought of some goon returning to pound on him. “But if he was looking for a short woman with dark hair and green eyes, what made you think he was looking for Jamie? She’s blonde and blue-eyed.”
Francyne shrugged and nudged Petunia up. “I don’t know. Just a feeling I had, I guess.” She snapped the leash on the dog. “Killer had to be restrained while he was here, and Petunia didn’t like him either. That’s what tipped me off. My daddy always said not to trust anyone an animal doesn’t like.” She opened the door and paused. “Where is Jamie? I thought you told me you’d be gone until tonight.”
She’s masturbating on the washer in the laundry room. Of course he couldn’t tell Francyne that. “She’s still doing laundry. I came back to pick up a laundry basket for her. We forgot to buy one this afternoon.”
“Well, you’d better get back to her. Them machines always make me horny.” Francyne chuckled and left.
“Way too much information!” he yelled as the door shut.
He hoped she hadn’t ruined doing laundry for him.
Jamie fanned her sweating face and chest with the magazine Devon had been reading and eyed the washer. Who knew it could be such a seductive appliance? Sitting on it during the spin cycle gave a whole new meaning to being wrung out. She easily came three times after Devon’s hasty exit.
The laundry room may be her new favorite place.
Devon stepped through the door, carrying a big blue plastic laundry basket.
“Is everything done?” He placed the basket on the bright yellow folding counter that ran the length of the laundry room.
She shook her head. “No, the driers still have about half an hour.” She patted the chair next to her. “May as well have a seat. Or did you have other things to do? If you do,” she hurried on, “that’s fine. I can fold everything and carry it back to my place and make my bed by myself.”
“Are you kidding?” He slumped down in the chair next to her and crossed a tan ankle over his knee. “And miss all the excitement?” He grinned. “Besides, after spending most of the day helping you pick everything out, I’m kind of looking forward to seeing how it will look.”
He shifted, the action causing the leg of his khaki cargo shorts to hike up. Dang. Devon had sexy legs.
Her gaze traveled from his flip-flop-clad tanned feet up legs that were only lightly furred with soft-looking, dark hair. The tour stopped midthigh, spoiled by the leg of his shorts. Darn.
“Your shorts got a little dirty today. I don’t mind sharing my supplies, if you want to throw them in for a quick wash and dry.” At his widened gaze, she hurried on. “It’s not like you’d be naked or anything. I mean, face it, most bathing suits reveal more than, um, men’s underwear.” Boxers or briefs? It had been difficult to tell in the dark. She’d been wondering since the first time she saw him. Another one of her weird little mind games. In reality, she’d only found out, up close and personal, with about three or four guys in her entire life. Still, it was always fun to try to guess.
“That’s okay.” He looked at her like he was worried she might attack him or something and shifted away a little. “I probably have at least ten pair of shorts just like these. All clean, so it’s no problem.”
“Is it your manager’s uniform or something?”
He laughed, and she felt the warmth speed through her body.
“Francyne would say it is. She’s always accusing me of dressing like the Crocodile Hunter.” He glanced down at his shorts. “I always enjoyed watching him. Still can’t believe he’s gone.”
“I know,” she said softly.
They sat in silence for a while, watching the digital timer on the driers count down.
“So when are you going to let me read one of your books?”
“Right now, there’s only one available to read.”
“Are the others with your agent or publisher?”
Damn, he hated to lie. “Ah, something like that. So, Jamie, what do you do?”
What did she do? Nothing for the last year and a half, unless running from Fred could be considered a career. It felt more like a lifetime sentence.
She licked her lips, stalling for time. “Well, until a couple of years ago, I taught kindergarten.”
“Really? Wow. I sure never had a kindergarten teacher who looked like you.” His smile flashed white in the dwindling light from the window.
“Thanks.” Damn, she hated playing the dumb blonde. She plastered on a pleased smile as though she hadn’t heard that line a million times. Although, in truth, her students had not had a teacher who looked like her either. At least, not the way she looked now.
“So, what happened during the last couple of years?”
“Well…I was in a, um, less than healthy relationship.”
“But