I never know what is going on behind me unless I turn right around.”
“Try,” was all Jennie replied.
Peter did, and to his astonishment found that whereas when he had been a boy he had been unable to turn his head more left and right than barely to be able to look over his shoulders, now he could swivel it quite around on his neck so that he was actually gazing out behind him. And when he stuck out his tongue and moved his head in small circles as he had seen Jennie do, there he was washing around his left shoulder.
“Oh, bravo! Splendid!” applauded Jennie. “There, you see! Well done, Peter. Now turn a little more – you’re bound to be a bit stiff at first – and down the spine you go!”
And indeed, down the spine, about halfway from below his neck to the middle of his back, Peter went. He was so delighted that he tried to purr and wash at the same time, and actually achieved it.
“Now,” Jennie coached, “for the rest of the way down, you can help yourself and make it easier – like this. Curve your body around and go a little lower so that you are half sitting, half lying. That’s it! Brace yourself against your right paw and pull your left paw in a little closer to you so that it is out of the way. There … Now, you see, that brings the rest of you nicely around in a curve where you can get at it. Finish off the left side of your back and hindquarters and then shift around and do the other side.”
Peter did so, and was amazed to find with what little effort the whole of his spine and hindquarters was brought within ample reach of his busy tongue. He even essayed to have a go at his tail from this position, but found this a more elusive customer. It would keep squirming away.
Jennie smiled. “Try putting a paw on it to hold it down. The right one. You can still brace yourself with it. That’s it. We’ll get at the underside of it later on.”
Peter was so enchanted with what he had learned that he would have gone on washing and washing the two sides of his back and flanks and quarters if Jennie hadn’t said, “There, that’s enough of that. There’s still plenty of you left, you know. Now you must do your front and the stomach and the inside of your paws and quarters.”
The front limbs and paws of course proved easy for Peter, for they were within ample reach, but when he attempted to tackle his chest, it was something else.
“Try lying down first,” Jennie suggested. “After a while you’ll get so supple you will be able to wash your chest sitting up just by sticking your tongue out a little more and bobbing your head. But it’s easier lying down on your side. Here, like this,” and she suited the action to the word and soon Peter found that he actually was succeeding in washing his chest fur just beneath his chin.
“But I can’t get at my middle,” he complained, for indeed the underside of his belly defied his clumsy efforts to reach it, bend and twist as he would.
Jennie smiled. “‘Can’t’ catches no mice,” she quoted. “That is more difficult. Watch me now. You won’t do it lying on your side. Sit up a bit and rock on your tail. That’s it, get your tail right under you. You can brace with either of your forepaws, or both. Now, you see, that bends you right around again and brings your stomach within reach. You’ll get it with practice. It’s all curves. That’s why we were made that way.”
Peter found it more awkward to balance than in the other position and fell over several times, but soon found that he was getting better at it and that each portion of his person that was thus made accessible to him through Jennie’s knowledge, experience and teaching brought him a new enjoyment and pleasure of accomplishment. And of course Jennie’s approval made him very proud.
He was forging ahead so rapidly with his lesson that she decided to see whether he could go and learn by himself. “Now how would you go about doing the inside of the hindquarter?” she asked.
“Oh, that’s easy,” Peter cried. But it wasn’t at all. In fact the more he tried and strained and reached and curved, the further away did his hind leg seem to go. He tried first the right and then the left, and finally got himself tangled in such a heap of legs, paws and tail that he fell right over in such a manner that Jennie had to take a few quick dabs at herself to keep from laughing.
“I can’t – I mean I don’t see how …” wailed Peter, “there isn’t any way …”
Jennie was contrite at once and hoped Peter had not seen she had been amused. “Oh, I’m sorry,” she declared. “That wasn’t fair of me. There is, but it’s most difficult, and you have to know how. It took me the longest time when my mother tried to show me. Here, does this suggest anything to you – Leg of Mutton? I’m sure you’ve seen it dozens of times,” and she assumed an odd position with her right leg sticking straight up in the air and somehow close to her head, almost like the contortionist that Peter had seen at the circus at Olympia who had twisted himself right around so that his head came down between his legs. He was sure that he could never do it.
Peter tried to imitate Jennie but only succeeded in winding himself into a worse knot. Jennie came to his rescue once more. “See here,” she said, “let’s try it by counts, one stage at a time. Once you’ve done it, you know, you’ll never forget it. Now –
“One – rock on your tail.” Peter rocked.
“Two – brace yourself with your left forepaw.” Peter braced.
“Three – half sit, and bend your back.” Peter managed that, and made himself into the letter C.
“Four – stretch out the left leg all the way. That will keep you from falling over the other side and provide a balance for the paw to push against.” This too worked out exactly as Jennie described it when Peter tried it.
“Five – swing your right leg from the hip – you’ll find it will go – with the foot pointing straight up into the air. Yes, like that, but outside, not inside the right forepaw.” It went better this time. Peter got it almost up.
“Six – NOW you’ve got it. Hold yourself steady by bracing the right front forepaw. SO!”
Peter felt like shouting with joy. For there he was, actually sitting, leg of mutton, his hindquarter shooting up right past his cheek and the whole inside of his leg exposed. He felt that he was really doubled back on himself like the contortionist, and he wished that Nanny were there so that he could show her.
By twisting and turning a little, there was no part of him underneath that he could not reach, and he washed first one side and then, without any further instruction from Jennie, managed to reverse the position and get the left leg up, which drew forth an admiring, “Oh, you are clever!” from Jennie – “it took me just ages to learn to work the left side. It all depends whether you are left-or right-pawed, but you caught on to it immediately. Now there’s only one thing more. The back of the neck, the ears and the face.”
In a rush to earn more praise Peter went nearly cross-eyed trying to get his tongue out and around to reach behind him and on top of him, and of course it wouldn’t work. He cried – “Oh dear, THAT must be the most complicated of all.”
“On the contrary,” smiled Jennie, “it’s quite the simplest. Wet the side of your front paw.” Peter did so. “Now rub it around over your ears and the back of your neck.”
Now it was Peter’s turn to laugh at himself. “How stupid I am,” he said. “That part is just the way I do it at home. Except I use a wash-rag, and Nanny stands there watching to make certain I go behind the ears.”
“Well,” said Jennie, “I’m watching you now …”
So Peter completed his bath by wetting one paw and then the other, on the side and in the middle of the pads, and washing first his ears, then both sides of his face, the back of his neck, his whiskers and even a little under his chin, and over his nose and eyes.
And now he found that having washed himself all over, from head to foot, the most wonderful feeling of comfort and relaxation had come over him. It was quite a