once again hitting the floor. He hoped the infernal thing was damaged beyond repair.
“You want an annulment?” He’d heard of women hatching preposterous schemes to entrap a titled husband, but he’d never heard of a scheme that included a request for an annulment.
She tilted that chin—definitely pointy—at him. “On—on grounds of insanity.”
“You admit to a weakened mind?” So much the better!
She blinked and her brown eyes widened. “Sir, you are the insane one.”
Marcus’s mouth opened and closed, and he had the uncomfortable sensation that he looked like one of the carp in the Japanese pond at Chalmers, the main Spenford estate.
He suspected such an expression did not convey complete, calm rationality.
She knotted her fingers in her lap, which seemed to firm her voice. “I have heard married ladies talk of an illness that gentlemen can acquire as a result of—of dissolute living.” Her cheeks flamed. “It drives them mad.”
“You accuse me of dissolute living?” he said dangerously.
Her gaze dropped, then rose again. “Papa warned me your reputation is…not quite spotless.”
Marcus felt himself reddening. Outrageous! What kind of man was Somerton to talk to his daughters in that way?
She didn’t realize how perilously she trod, for she continued. “It occurs to me that perhaps you chose a bride from Piper’s Mead because…”
She didn’t finish. She didn’t need to. Her implication was clear: because no lady of sense in London would have him.
“I am pleased to inform you my health is perfect,” he snapped.
“Which implies you are deliberately accusing me and my father of dishonesty,” she warned.
“I apologize,” he said, teeth gritted, aware that she hadn’t apologized for her suggestion that he lived an improper life. But he had to admit, she seemed as baffled by the situation as he was. Surely a parson’s daughter could not have cooked up this wild scheme. He breathed out through his nose, calming himself. “May we start this conversation again, in an attempt to untangle this confusion?”
“I suppose so,” she said dubiously.
As the coach swung into the lane that ended at the rectory, Marcus grasped the strap overhead. “What is your name?”
Her guarded expression suggested she still harbored suspicions he was a half-wit. “My name is—was Constance Anne Somerton.”
Marcus tipped his head back against the seat. “I met Constance Somerton in Piper’s Mead on Monday, and believe me, she looked nothing like you.”
She frowned, putting a little furrow in the middle of her forehead. “That’s not possible.”
“I suspect she was younger than you—” this woman looked all of her twenty years “—with dark, curly hair and eyes an unusual blue. She called herself Miss Constance Somerton.”
His bride pressed her fingers to her mouth, and he remembered how they had felt, fine and slender, in his grasp.
“Amanda,” she moaned.
He pounced. “Is that your name? Amanda?”
She didn’t quite roll her eyes, but only, he sensed, through heroic self-restraint. “I am Constance. Amanda is my sister. She is of somewhat…mischievous temperament.”
“You call passing herself off as you mischievous?” he barked. “I asked your father if I could marry her!”
She closed her eyes. “Of course,” she murmured. “It wasn’t me you wanted at all.”
He had thought that perfectly obvious from the moment he’d lifted her veil.
“How could I have been so stupid?” She sounded broken.
Marcus felt a twinge of concern. But he was virtually a stranger to her; she had no reason for heartbreak. This was likely part of her act. “Certainly one of us has been stupid,” he said bitterly.
To his horror, tears sprang to her eyes. Marcus averted his gaze as he offered her his white linen handkerchief.
But she held up her hand, palm out in refusal. “I want nothing from you.”
For the barest moment, her dignity impressed him…then he remembered, she’d already duped him once.
“Of course you don’t,” he said. “You can buy all the handkerchiefs you want, thanks to the generous settlement documents your father signed on your behalf this morning.”
Those tears clung to her lashes, held there by force of will, it seemed, not spilling onto her pale cheeks. Marcus stared at the ceiling of the carriage as she fumbled in her reticule, presumably for a handkerchief of her own.
Instead of a scrap of fabric, she pulled out a folded sheet of paper. “What’s this?”
“I hardly think I would know,” he said coldly.
She opened the note. “It’s Amanda’s hand.”
At the mention of her “mischievous” sister, Marcus plucked the paper from her fingers. “Allow me to read it to you.”
It wasn’t a request.
The opening words of the missive, written in a girlish hand, jumped out at him.
Forgive me!
Foreboding filled him as he began to read aloud.
“‘Forgive me! Constance, darling, I have done something very Dreadful, and you will think me Wicked. On Monday, I encountered Lord Spenford in the Village… .’”
His mouth tightened and his voice lowered as he read the shocking account. Afraid of discovery by her father, who had warned that if he heard of Amanda talking inappropriately to any more young men, she would be sent to Miss Petersham’s Seminary—an institution one of Marcus’s cousins attended, it was renowned for its austere discipline—she had supplied Constance’s name in lieu of her own. The moment she heard Marcus had offered for Constance she knew his mistake.
“‘Constance, dear, I could not marry a man so old!’” he read, before he realized where the text was going.
Constance muffled an exclamation, darting an involuntary look at him.
So old? He was in his prime!
Marcus read on.
“‘I do not wish to be a wife without ever having a Season in London. I wish to dance the waltz with handsome young men, to have them pay me compliments… .’”
He’d seen enough. “The girl’s a fool,” he said, as he handed the letter back.
Constance bristled in her sister’s defense. “You didn’t think her foolish when you flirted with her in the village on Monday. With a sixteen-year-old girl barely out of the nursery.”
“I did no such thing,” he retorted. “Your sister was engaged in heated discussion with the squire’s son. I offered my assistance.”
“And when you asked her name, despite having met her on at least twenty occasions, you did not notice her lie.” She sniffed and, thankfully, blinked away those tears that were starting to wear on his conscience. “My father taught me it’s common courtesy to remember the names of those I meet.”
Was she setting her manners above his?
“There are five of you, madam,” he said bitingly. Yet he found he could not meet her gaze, which annoyed him still further.
She pushed the note back into her reticule. “Amanda, you fool,” she murmured, seemingly forgetting she had just castigated Marcus