Living the Charade. Michelle Conder

this season, which had started going pear-shaped three months ago.

      So why couldn’t he stop imagining how she would taste if he kissed her?

      He stepped back from her, out of the danger zone. ‘You might want to think about not jumping six feet in the air every time I touch you.’ He sounded annoyed because he was.

      ‘And you might want to think about not touching me.’

      Large aquamarine eyes, alight with slivers of the purest gold, stared up at him, and the ability to think flew out of his head. Her eyes reminded him of a rare jewel.

      Then she blinked, breaking the spell.

       Get a grip, Ventura. Since when did you start comparing eyes to jewels?

      ‘You really have the most extraordinary eyes,’ he found himself saying appreciatively. ‘A little glacial right now, but extraordinary nonetheless.’

      ‘I don’t care what you think of my eyes. This isn’t real so I don’t need your empty compliments.’

      How about the back of my hand across your tidy tush? The thought brought a low hum of pleasure winging through his body. He did his best to ignore it. ‘Are you usually this rude or do I just bring out the best in you?’

      Her shoulders slumped and she stepped back to put more space between them. ‘I’m sorry. I’m…uncomfortable. This weekend is important to me. I wish I’d just given you chicken pox and handled everything myself. I let Ruby convince me this would be a good idea.’

      Tino felt contrite at her obvious distress. ‘Everything will be fine. Just think of us as two people going away for a weekend to have some fun. You’ve done that in the past, surely.’

      ‘Of course,’ she said, her reply a little too quick and a little too defensive. ‘It’s just that I would never choose to come away for a weekend with a man like you.’

      He stiffened even though he knew by her tone that she was being honest rather than deliberately insulting, but, hell, he had his limits. ‘What exactly is it about me that you don’t like, Sunshine?’ he queried, as if her answer didn’t matter. Which, in the scheme of things, it didn’t.

      Her lips pursed at the mocking moniker, but he didn’t care.

      ‘We really need to go down.’

      Tino crossed his arms. ‘I’m waiting.’

      ‘Look, I didn’t mean to offend you. But I’m hardly your type either.’

      ‘You’re female, aren’t you?’ He couldn’t help the comment. The desire to get under her skin was riding him.

      ‘That’s all it takes?’

      Her incredulous tone drew a tight smile to his lips. ‘What else is there?’

      She shook her head. ‘See, that’s why you’re not my type. I like someone a little more discerning, a little more…’ She stopped as if she’d realised she was about to insult him.

      ‘Don’t stop now. It’s just getting interesting.’

      ‘Okay—fine. You’re arrogant, condescending, and you treat everything like it’s a joke.’

      Tino deliberately kept his chuckle light. ‘For a minute there I thought you were going to list my faults.’

      She threw up her hands and stalked away from him. ‘You’re impossible to talk to!’

      ‘True, but I make up for it where it counts.’

      Her sexy mouth flattened and he just managed not to laugh. ‘Sunshine, you are so easy to rile.’

      She huffed out a breath and eyed him with utter disdain. ‘Please remember that we are playing by my rules this weekend, not yours. When we’re in company just…’ She smoothed her brows. ‘Just follow my lead.’

      She pinned a frozen smile on her face and sailed through the door, leaving a faint trace of summertime in her wake.

      Tino breathed deep. He didn’t understand how a woman so intent on behaving like a man could smell so sweet. Then he wondered if she had sex like a man as well: enjoyed herself and moved on easily.

      The unexpected thought made him snort as he followed her down the hall.

      He might not know the answer to that, but he was damn sure they were bound to have another argument when she learned he played by no one else’s rules but his own.

      And as for following her lead…