she finished. “Of course it is. I tried to tell them as much. It’s not going to happen, I said.”
“The very idea is—”
“Ridiculous. I know. But they seem determined to force the matter, one way or another. They’ve been concocting all manner of schemes. Telling me to trip and turn my ankle. Spill wine on my gown. They even contemplated locking us in the attic of Ashbury House. It seems they’ve settled on abandoning us here for the night.”
How dare they. Ash didn’t care about his own comfort, but to leave Emma in an empty house overnight? Insupportable. If not criminal. After a moment of grim silence, he rose to his feet.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“I am going to walk into the village and find that perfidious runagate.”
She leapt to her feet. “Oh, no, you won’t. You’re not leaving me here. It will be full nighttime before half an hour is out. I’m not staying here alone.”
He could hear the quaver of fear in her voice. She was right. It was too late to leave her here by herself.
“Don’t worry. I won’t leave you.” He put his hands on her arms and rubbed briskly. “Let’s go inside. I’ll make you a fire.”
He set aside his irritation. There was nothing more to be done about his traitorous house staff at the moment. Emma must be his concern for now. She was his wife, by Jupiter, and the least he could do was keep her safe and warm.
He walked into the house, draping his topcoat over the staircase banister in the entry. She followed with caution, clinging to his side. When his foot fell on a creaky floorboard, she jumped.
“Sorry,” she muttered. “Suddenly this house doesn’t seem as friendly as it did this afternoon.”
Just wait until night’s properly fallen, he thought.
There would be no moon tonight, and Swanlea was too isolated to catch any light from a neighbor’s lamps or hearth. They would be two fleas swimming in a bottle of ink.
“With any luck, there’ll be a tinderbox in the parlor.”
Ash used the last fading glimmer of twilight to search the area near the hearth. Yes, there was the box—and it still held a bit of crumbling moss and a flint. Thank God.
What he lacked, however, was wood.
There was no chance of locating an ax at this hour, let alone finding and hacking down a small tree. He would be just as likely to chop off his own hand. However, he’d promised Emma a fire, and he’d be damned if he’d let her down.
His gaze fell upon a solitary chair. He lifted it by two of its legs, reared back, and bashed it against the stone mantel. At the other end of the room, Emma jumped. The back of the chair dangled loose, but other than that, the thing remained intact. Curse his grandmother’s appreciation for fine craftsmanship.
He reared back for another swing. The second crack was enough to splinter one leg from the base. Another few good cracks, and he had a pile of flammable wood and a wicked pain shooting from his arm to his neck.
“How are you able to do that?” she asked.
“Do what?”
“Swing with such force, despite the injured shoulder.”
He arranged the chair legs in the fireplace, then stuffed tinder in the cracks. “When I woke from fever, the surgeon told me I must stretch and lift the arm every day if I wanted to keep the use of it. Otherwise the scars will heal too tight and then there’s no moving it at all. It’s as though the joint rusts over.”
“So you play badminton.”
“Among other things.” He struck the flint.
“And it doesn’t pain you any longer?”
Hurts like hell every time.
“No,” he said.
Crouching, he blew steadily on the ember until it caught and crackled into a flame. The lacquer helped the bits of chair catch quickly.
“There.” He stood back, chest heaving with exertion. “I made you a fire. You may now admire my manliness.”
“I do, rather.”
Emma moved forward and held her hands out to warm them over the growing blaze. He had precisely three seconds to admire how her skin glowed in the firelight before thick smoke began to billow from the fireplace. They backed away, coughing into their sleeves.
Ash’s eyes burned. With a rather unliterary curse, he kicked at the small fire, breaking it apart until a few glowing coals were all that remained. For a minute or two, all they could do was cough. Eventually, the smoke dissipated.
“The flue must be clogged,” he said. “Bots on it.”
“Bots?”
“Horse worms.” To her expression of disgust, he replied, “You asked.”
“I suppose I did. The chimneys all need a thorough sweeping, I’d imagine. We’ll add it to the list. Tomorrow.”
No way to write it down tonight.
He paced the room, his frustration boiling over. “If you knew the servants were scheming, you should have told me. I would have driven any such notions out of their heads.”
“I tried to do just that. I told them this is only a marriage of convenience.”
He wiped soot from his face with his sleeve. “Apparently you weren’t convincing.”
“Well, maybe they wouldn’t be so hopeful about it if you weren’t such a miserable employer.”
“If that’s their problem, I can solve it for them. I’ll sack them all directly.”
“Don’t, please. You know we’d never find replacements.” She wrapped her arms about herself and shivered. “I don’t recall seeing any blankets in the house, did you?”
“None. We’ll have to—”
“No,” she interrupted. “We can’t. That’s exactly what they want.”
He was baffled. “What’s exactly what they want?”
“Huddling.”
“Huddling?”
“Yes, huddling. Together. For warmth. The two of us. That’s obviously their plan, and we should refuse to play into it.”
He bristled. “You don’t have to sound quite so disgusted by the idea.”
“I’m sorry. It’s not you I object to, of course. It’s the principle.”
“Principles won’t keep you warm tonight.” Ash made his way to the entry and found his coat, then returned to drape it over her shoulders. “There. That’s a start. Now . . . there was a settee around here somewhere.”
His shin found it. Ouch.
They settled on opposite ends of the uncomfortable horsehair bench. The thing had so many lumps, Ash expected there’d be divots in his arse tomorrow morning. His stomach rumbled in complaint. “If they were going to strand us here, they might have at least packed us some dinner.”
“Please don’t mention dinner,” she said weakly.
This was going to be a long, miserable night.
She jerked with surprise. “What was that noise?”
“What noise?”
“That scratching noise.” She shushed him. “Listen.”
He sat in silence, listening.
“There!” She smacked his