Jim Smith

I am so over being a Loser


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      First published in Great Britain 2013

      by Jelly Pie an imprint of Egmont UK Ltd

      The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

      Text and illustration copyright © Jim Smith 2013

      The moral rights of the author-illustrator have been asserted.

      First e-book edition 2013

      ISBN 978 1 4052 6033 6

      e-book ISBN 978 1 7803 1379 5

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      Contents

       Cover

       Title page

       Copyright

       Barry Tiptoes

       Brian’s Burgers napkin

       Detective Inspector My Mum

       Toppolino’s restaurant

       Pizza with meatballs on top

       Something happens

       Unkeelness to the max

       Disasteroid at Mogden Mallingtons

       Everything being all muffled

       Barry Hood

       Worst plan ever

       Posting myself skiing

       Snowball Barry

       Barry Parrot

       Non-Bunky losers

       Cardboard cut-out Barry

       Smeldovia

       Even worser plan ever

       The scary house

       How does it hang-eth?

       The Skiel Gang

       Unskielness to the max

       Get your OWN snail

       The slime trail

       Have you seen this snail?

       Just like Mumsy

       Darren’s party

       Fronkle splash

       Get your OWN ending

       Look out for more keel books by me!

       About the nose drawer

       Praise for my other books

      

      My mum’s embarrassing enough just being my mum, but now she’s won this stupid Feeko’s Supermarkets competition it’s even worse.

      Like the other day, when I was skateboarding home with my best friend Bunky and we went past a Feeko’s and