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Бургер и Гномм. Капитан. Сценарий фильма


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что Вы… Однажды он забыл моё имя, хотя помнил наизусть имена всех пассажиров. Уникальная память!

      БУРГЕР

      Да, пожалуй. Но зачем капитану помнить имена пассажиров?

      Бургер наливает себе коньяк. Гномм делает знак бармену.

      ДРЕЙФУС

      Я не знаю. Он всегда обращался к ним по имени, был вежлив, всегда интересовался их настроением, делами. Дамам делал комплименты. Людям это нравилось.

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