George Daniel

Merrie England in the Olden Time


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specimens of ancient domestic architecture in England. Under its venerable roof Sir Walter Raleigh, it is said, “puffed his pipe;” and might not Jack Falstaff have taken his ease there, when he journeyed to string a bow with the Finsbury archers? For many years it was a pleasant retreat for retired citizens, who quaffed their nut-brown beneath its primitive porch, and indulged in reminiscences of the olden time. Thither would little Quick, King George the Third's favourite actor, resort to drink cold punch, and “babble” of his theatrical contemporaries. Plays * were formerly acted there.

      * The following curious “Old Queen's Head” play-bill, temp.

       George the Second, is presumed to be unique:—

       G. II. R.

       By a Company of Comedians, at the Queen's Head, in the Lower

       Street, Islington,

       This present evening will be acted a Tragedy, called the

       Fair Penitent.

       Sciolto, Mr. Malone.—Horatio, Mr. Johnson.

       Altamont, Mr. Jones.—Lothario, Mr. Dunn.

       Rosano, Mr. Harris.—Calista, Mrs. Harman.

       Lavinia, Mrs. Malone.—Lucilla, Miss Platt.

       To which will be added, a Farce called The Lying Valet.

       Prices—Pit, 2s.; Gallery, Is. To begin at 7 o'clock.”

      On Monday, October 19, 1829, it was razed to the ground, to make room for a misshapen mass of modern masonry. The oak parlour has been preserved from the wreck, and is well worth a visit from the antiquary. Canonbury Tavern and Highbury Barn still maintain their festive honours. Farther a-field are the Sluice, or Eel-pie House; Copenhagen House; Hornsey-wood House, formerly the hunting seat of Queen Elizabeth; Chalk Farm; Jack Straw's Castle; the Spaniards, &c. as yet undefiled by pitiful prettinesses of bricks and mortar, and affording a delightful opportunity of enjoying pure air and pastime. The canonised Bishop of Lichfield and Mademoiselle St. Agnes have each their wells. What perambulator of the suburbs but knows St. Chad, in Gray's Inn Lane, and St. Agnes le Clair, * at Hoxton? Paneras **

      * Whit, in Jonson's Bartholomew Fair, promises to treat his

       company with a clean glass, washed with the water of Agnes

       le Clare.

       ** “At Edward Martin's, at the Hornes at Pancrass, is that

       excellent water, highly approved of by the most eminent phy-

       sitians, and found by long experience to be a powerful

       antidote against rising of the vapours, also against the

       stone and gravel. It likewise cleanses the body, purifies

       and sweetens the blood, and is a general and sovereign help

       to nature. I shall open on Whitson-Monday, the 24th of May

       1697; and there will be likewise dancing every Tuesday and

       Thursday all the summer season at the place aforesaid. The

       poor may drink the waters gratis.” Then follow sixteen lines

       of rhyme in praise of “this noble water,” and inviting

       ladies and gentlemen to drink of it. Of this rare hand-bill

       no other copy is known.

       “And although this place (Paneras) be as it were forsaken of

       all, and true men seldome frequent the same but upon de-vyne

       occasions, yet is it visyted and usually haunted of roages,

       vagabondes, harlettes and theeves, who assemble not ther to

       pray, but to wayte for praye, and manie fall into their

       hands clothed, that are glad when they are escaped naked.

       Walke not ther too late.”—Speculi Britannio Pars, by John

       Norden, MS. 1594.

      and Hampstead Wells, renowned for their salubrious waters, are dried up. Though the two latter were professed marts for aqua pura, liquids more exhilarating were provided for those who relished stronger stimulants. We may therefore fairly assume that John Bull anciently travelled northward ho! when he rambled abroad for recreation.

      As population increased, houses of entertainment multiplied to meet the demand. South, east, and west they rose at convenient distances, within the reach of a short stage, and a long pair of legs. Apollo Gardens, St. George's Fields; Bohemia's Head; Turnham Green; Cuper's Gardens, Lambeth; China Hall, Rotherhithe; Dog and Duck, St. George's Fields; Cherry Gardens Bowling-green, Rotherhithe; Cumberland Gardens, Vaux-hall; Spa Gardens, Bermondsey; Finch's Grotto Garden's, St. George's Fields; Smith's Tea Gardens, Vauxhall; Kendal House, Isleworth; New Wells, Goodman's Fields; Marble Hall, Vaux-hall; Staton's Tea-House, opposite Mary-le-bone Gardens; the Queen's Head and Artichoke, Mary-le-bone Fields; Ruckholt House, in Essex, of which facetious Jemmy Worsdale was the Apollo; Old Chelsea Bun-house; Queen Elizabeth's Cheesecake House, in Hyde Park; the Star and Garter Tavern, * and Don Saltero's coffeehouse, **

      * “Star and Garter Tavern, Chelsea, 1763. Mr. Lowe will

       display his uncommon abilities with watches, letters, rings,

       swords, cards, and enchanted clock, which absolutely tells

       the thoughts of any person in the company. The astonishing

       Little Man, only four inches high, pays his respects to the

       company, and vanishes in a flash of fire. Mr. Lowe commands

       nine lighted candles to fly from the table to the top of the

       ceiling! Added, a grand entertainment, with musick and

       dancing, &c. &c.”

       ** The great attraction of Don Saltero's Coffeehouse was its

       collection of rarities, a catalogue of which was published

       as a guide to the visitors. It comprehends almost every

       description of curiosity, natural and artificial. “Tigers'

       tusks; the Pope's candle; the skeleton of a Guinea-pig; a

       fly-cap monkey; a piece of the true Cross; the Four

       Evangelists' heads cut on a cherry-stone; the King of

       Morocco's tobacco-pipe;

       Mary Queen of Scot's pincushion; Queen Elizabeth's prayer-

       book; a pair of Nun's stockings; Job's ears, which grew on a

       tree; a frog in a tobacco stopper,” and five hundred more

       odd relies! The Don had a rival, as appears by “A Catalogue

       of the Rarities to be seen at Adams's, at the Royal Swan, in

       Kingsland Road, leading from Shoreditch Church, 1756.” Mr.

       Adams exhibited, for the entertainment of the curious, “Miss

       Jenny Cameron's shoes; Adam's eldest daughter's hat; the

       heart of the famous Bess Adams, that was hanged at Tyburn

       with Lawyer Carr, January 18, 1736–7; Sir Walter Raleigh's

       tobacco-pipe; Vicar of Bray's clogs; engine to shell green

       pease with; teeth that grew in a fish's belly; Black Jack's

       ribs; the very comb that Abraham combed his son Isaac and

       Jacob's head with; Wat Tyler's spurs; rope that cured

       Captain Lowry of the head-ach, ear-ach, tooth-ach and belly-

       ach; Adam's key of the fore and back door of the Garden of

       Eden, &e. &e.” These are only a few out of five hundred

       others equally marvellous. Is this strange catalogue a quiz