500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

A Front Line

       "If Our Typist Could See Me Nah"

       Q! Q! Queue!

       "Fine 'eads er Salery!"

       The Old Soldier Falls

       Not Meant For Him

       An Extra Fast Bowler

       "I'll Call a Taxi, Sir"

       Attack in "Birthday Clothes"

       His Good-bye to the Q.M.

       From Bow and Harrow

       Piccadilly in the Front Line

       "Wag's" Exhortation

       Making a King of Him

       "Peace? Not wiv you 'ere!"

       An Expert on Shells

       A Camel "on the Waggon"

       Parting Presents

       Bluebottles and Wopses

       The Cheerful "Card"

       Great Stuff This Shrapnel

       Wot a War!

       The Umpire

       "Don't Tell 'Aig"

       "... In Love and War"

       "Afraid of Yer Own Shells"

       The Leader of the Blind

       Pity the Poor Ducks

       Waiting Room Only

       Not Yet Blasé

       Paid with a Mills

       The Guns' Obligato

       In the Garden of Eden

       Santa Claus in a Hurry

       What Paderewski was Missing

       A Target, but No Offers

       Their own Lord Mayor's Show

       Pill-Box Crown and Anchor

       "C.O.'s Paid 'is Phone Bill"

       The "Garden Party Crasher"

       Those Big Wasps

       Why he Looked for Help

       The Winkle Shell

       Forgot his Dancing Pumps

       Lift Out of Order

       Change at Wapping

       "The Canary's Flowed Away!"

       "Go it, Applegarf! I'll time yer!"

       That Other Sort of Rain

       Better Job for Him

       Sentry's Sudden Relief

       The World Kept Turnin'

       That Blinkin' "Money-box"

       "Oo, You Naughty Boy!"

       Cool as a Cucumber

       The Sergeant's Tears

       "But yer carn't 'elp Laughin'"

       "Only an Orphan"

       Joking at the Last