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      Милиционер остановил женщину, перешедшую дорогу в неположенном месте. Она отказалась заплатить штраф, и тогда милиционер повел ее в участок. Женщина принялась возмущаться:

      – Отпустите меня, я ведь – учитель, я в школу опаздываю…

      Милиционер радостно:

      – А-а-а, наконец-то! Я так долго ждал, когда же наступит этот момент! Сейчас мы придем в отделение, и вы сто раз напишете: «Я больше не буду переходить улицу в неположенном месте».

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