beating a tattoo on the rail of the fire escape with her dust mop, setting free a disgusting gray cloud that struggled a moment on the air before beginning to drift back into the rooms from which it had been taken.
The papers were still out of sight, and Charles let them drop to the floor. Raising the window a few inches higher, he gestured gracefully through the aperture, as though he were testing the quality of the air. His nonchalance undid him, for he upset the bottle of cream, which dropped from view with a soundless inexorability that was more alarming to Charles than anything that had yet happened that morning. A long, ascending skirl of wicked glee issued from the throat of Diamond, and her mop beats accelerated. From far below came the noise of a small crash, followed by swearing.
Charles plunged his head out the window and stared down. The square floor of the shaft was wet, and in the middle of it, brandishing a sputtering hose, stood a man whose upturned face looked, even at this distance, unpleasantly contorted. As Charles stared (should he throw down some money? or try to say something calming?), the man threw down the hose and vanished through a doorway.
Charles glanced up at Diamond, who was now resting herself comfortably against the rail.
“Gone to tell Mr. Dowd,” she said. Mr. Dowd was the current manager.
Charles banged down the window and scurried to the middle of the room, where he stood chattering to himself with dismay. Deny it, of course, he said. Deny the whole thing. Knew nothing about it. Never saw a cream bottle. Heard nothing. Window was shut tight all morning . . .
He wrenched one of his new shirts out of its wrappings, dragged his new suit of slate-gray English flannel from its hanger, and began to dress himself. As, with trembling fingers, he tied his bow tie, which was also of the pink-and-white striped silk broadcloth, there was a knocking on his door. He stood still and waited.
“Got your soap here, Mr. Runyon!” Mike cried.
“Knock again,” said Diamond’s voice. “Knock good this time.”
Mike dealt the door a mighty wallop. “I know he’s in there,” he said to Diamond.
“Maybe he’s reading the paper,” Diamond whispered, and the two tormentors moved off down the hall. Charles waited till he heard the elevator door close before he finished tying his tie. Then he dropped his hands to his dressing table and stared listlessly at himself in the mirror.
The phone rang. He picked it up and heard the intimate, confidential voice of Miss Knight, the telephone operator, who was very sensitive, and always smiled conspiratorially at Charles, because she knew that he was sensitive, too.
“Mr. Runyon,” she whispered. “I wish you had confided in me about keeping food on your windowsill. The management is very strict about cooking in the rooms, Mr. Runyon, but some of the tenants have their little ways, so that they won’t be found out. Oh, I know how it is. I like my cup of coffee in the morning, and maybe an egg, but—”
“Your feeding habits are even less interesting than I would have imagined them to be, Miss Knight,” Charles said, and hung up.
Miss Knight was probably the only friend he had in the hotel, but he didn’t care. He wanted to get out, to see Leona, to sit at luncheon in the Plaza, to be treated with the deference he expected and deserved. But there were still the papers to deal with. His topcoat went poorly with his new suit, but he would just have to wear it, and carry the papers out underneath . . . But no. In a burst of optimism brought on by yesterday afternoon’s brilliant sunshine, he had sent the topcoat to the cleaner’s, and his winter coat was already in storage. Grimly, he began to unbutton his new jacket.
A little later, Charles stood at the elevator, ringing the bell, for the second time that morning. His form no longer expressed the slender and fluid, yet snug, line that had given his tailor so much trouble and pleasure. From his neck to below his waist, he showed a solid, curving, birdlike bulge. He stood stiffly, and breasted his way warily into the elevator, turning an aloof and thoughtful profile to Mike’s glances.
As Charles stepped from the elevator, the manager pounced from his place of concealment behind the desk. His round white face shone with the brimming contentment of the hotel man about to deal successfully with a tricky situation involving a guest. Miss Knight swiveled around to watch, ignoring frenzied appeals from her switchboard, and Mike let the elevator buzz.
“Mr. Runyon,” the manager said. “That regrettable incident this morning—I’m terribly sorry, but we can’t permit light housekeeping in the rooms. Sanitary regulations, you know. I’m sure you understand, Mr. Runyon.”
“Really, Mr. Dowd, I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about,” Charles cried.
“Then that’s understood, Mr. Runyon,” the manager said, and vanished behind the key slots. Miss Knight placed consoling hands on her switchboard. Her voice was soft and amused. Whistling, Mike entered his elevator and crashed the door to with the air of one who wields cymbals. Like a ghost, Charles passed through the lobby, through the entrance doors, and down the stone steps to the street. Only the hateful paper padding that was suffocating him seemed alive. He stood transfixed in the clean, clear spring sunshine and thought, I must not think, I must not remember . . . A taxi loitered near him, and he plunged into it and found he had to recline sidewise on the seat, because he could not sit. He directed the driver to the Altamont, a large commercial hotel on Eighth Avenue, where he could be fairly certain of not running into anyone he knew.
As he was getting into the taxi, a button popped from his jacket and dropped into the gutter. He felt it pop and saw it fall, but he let it go. Even had he wanted to leave the shelter of the taxi, he could not have bent to retrieve the button. A pity; the buttons for his suit had been specially ordered from Italy. Leona had the same buttons on her suit. Now he would have to go through the whole afternoon watching Leona preen herself in a complete set of his buttons, in a gigantic travesty of his suit—for she was taller than he, and her arms were very long. What a complete fool he had been to allow her to go to his tailor.
The men’s room at the Altamont was at the foot of a curving flight of stairs immediately to the left of the main entrance. It was a dank, white-tiled vault, occupied, when Charles walked in, only by the attendant, who was sorting the brushes and rags in his shoeshine kit. Charles took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt, and pulled the papers out and threw them into the wastebasket. Turning his back on them and on his memories of the morning, he sprinkled a few drops of cold water on his chest and rubbed himself dry with his palms, averting his eyes from the paper towels over the washbasin. The attendant, a lanky man whose eyes were so blinded by boredom that he no longer troubled to focus them, raised his head at the sound of the running water and then lowered it again.
Refreshed, Charles stepped back from the washbasin and slipped his arms into his shirt. He buttoned the middle buttons first and moved swiftly up to the top. Really, he looked remarkably soigné, considering what he’d been through. The habit of poise, he thought contentedly. He had fastened the top button and was reaching for his tie when he saw that his fingers were smudged with newsprint and had left a track all the way up his front. He snatched a paper towel, dampened it, and rubbed at the smudges, making them worse. Leaning closer to the mirror, he saw that the damage was complete. Now his shirt looked like a used rag. He turned incredulously from the mirror to find the attendant standing behind him.
“Them marks’ll never come out,” he said.
Charles tore the shirt off and flung it into the wastebasket, on top of the papers. “Here is ten dollars,” he said. “Go upstairs and get me a plain white shirt, size 14½. You can get it at that shop in the lobby. And hurry.”
The sleeves of the new shirt were much too long, and the collar would have been more appropriate on a secondhand-car salesman, Charles thought. He let the cuffs slip down around his knuckles, just to see how awful they looked, and then pushed them back to his wrists. His pink-and-white striped tie looked like a little ribbon against the sturdy cloth of the new shirt.
Out in the street again, he hailed a taxi. It was not yet noon. He had just time to get to the Plaza ahead of Leona. He would catch her before