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проснулся с первыми лучами солнца и, посмотрев на свои ноги, сказал:

      – Хороши бы мы были, если б я лёг ногами куда попало. Вот мы бы и не знали, в какую сторону нам идти. А теперь благодаря моим ногам всем нам ясно, что надо идти туда.

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