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сказал, это называется брать интервью! Юмор такой у него!

      – И что? Взял?

      – Кого?

      – Интервью…

      – Нет! Ты что мы же не вышли на большую эстраду!

      – А… слушай, а ты когда на даче был, правда, не было дождя четыре месяца?

      – Около того, мы сидели и ждали перемен, я пытался бросить курить! Но бросишь тут, когда твоя любимая с каким-то Романом!

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