Fauxhawk. Ben Doller

so Edgar Winter could Keytar

      an albino hailstorm. Frankenstein yowled

      a way to tell Percy Bysshe he die. I select

      the veneer that most accurately reflects

      my inner fleshtone. And strip the screws

      that make it cabinet. And strip the screws

      that make it close. And turn the thing not

      to be turned. And build a bag of sawdust

      headweight. And nail the nonincluded nails.

      And graft and graft to appendage 17. And

      swallow the screws when the neighbors

      are occupado. And abridge the instructions

      with a hearty heehaw. And heft the lith

      with a herniated heave. And join the jaw

      with woodglue and wait. And sand the joint