former, who was in no mood for revelry, refused to comply with his grandsire’s solicitation to enter, and remained sullenly at the door, with his arms folded, and his eyes fixed upon Turpin, whose movements he commanded through the canvas aperture. The sexton walked up to Dick, who was seated at the post of honor, and, clapping him upon the shoulder, congratulated him upon the comfortable position in which he found him.
“Ha, ha! Are you there, my old death’s-head on a mop-stick?” said Turpin, with a laugh. “Ain’t we merry mumpers, eh? Keeping it up in style. Sit down, old Noah — make yourself comfortable, Methusalem.”
“What say you to a drop of as fine Nantz as you ever tasted in your life, old cove?” said Zoroaster.
“I have no sort of objection to it,” returned Peter, “provided you will all pledge my toast.”
“That I will, were it old Ruffin himself,” shouted Turpin.
“Here’s to the three-legged mare,” cried Peter. “To the tree that bears fruit all the year round, and yet has neither bark nor branch. You won’t refuse that toast, Captain Turpin?”
“Not I,” answered Dick; “I owe the gallows no grudge. If, as Jerry’s song says, I must have a ‘hearty choke and caper sauce’ for my breakfast one of these fine mornings, it shall never be said that I fell to my meal without appetite, or neglected saying grace before it. Gentlemen, here’s Peter Bradley’s toast: ‘The scragging post — the three-legged mare,’ with three times three.”
Appropriate as this sentiment was, it did not appear to be so inviting to the party as might have been anticipated, and the shouts soon died away.
“They like not the thoughts of the gallows,” said Turpin to Peter. “More fools they. A mere bugbear to frighten children, believe me; and never yet alarmed a brave man. The gallows, pshaw! One can but die once, and what signifies it how, so that it be over quickly. I think no more of the last leap into eternity than clearing a five-barred gate. A rope’s end for it! So let us be merry, and make the most of our time, and that’s true philosophy. I know you can throw off a rum chant,” added he, turning to Peter. “I heard you sing last night at the hall. Troll us a stave, my antediluvian file, and, in the meantime, tip me a gage of fogus,75 Jerry; and if that’s a bowl of huckle-my-butt76 you are brewing, Sir William,” added he, addressing the knight of Malta, “you may send me a jorum at your convenience.”
Jerry handed the highwayman a pipe, together with a tumbler of the beverage which the knight had prepared, which he pronounced excellent; and while the huge bowl was passed round to the company, a prelude of shawms announced that Peter was ready to break into song.
Accordingly, after the symphony was ended, accompanied at intervals by a single instrument, Peter began his melody, in a key so high, that the utmost exertions of the shawm-blower failed to approach its altitudes. The burden of his minstrelsy was
THE MANDRAKE77
Μῶλύ δέ μιν καλέουσι θεοί, χαλνπὸν δέ τ’ ὀρύσσειν Ἀνδράσι γε θνητοισι θεοι, δέ τε πάντα δύνανται.
Homerus.
The mandrake grows ‘neath the gallows-tree,
And rank and green are its leaves to see;
Green and rank, as the grass that waves
Over the unctuous earth of graves;
And though all around it lie bleak and bare,
Freely the mandrake flourisheth there.
Maranatha — Anathema! Dread is the curse of mandragora! Euthanasy!
At the foot of the gibbet the mandrake springs;
Just where the creaking carcase swings;
Some have thought it engendered
From the fat that drops from the bones of the dead;
Some have thought it a human thing;
But this is a vain imagining.
Maranatha — Anathema! Dread is the curse of mandragora! Euthanasy!
A charnel leaf doth the mandrake wear,
A charnel fruit doth the mandrake bear;
Yet none like the mandrake hath such great power,
Such virtue resides not in herb or flower;
Aconite, hemlock, or moonshade, I ween,
None hath a poison so subtle and keen.
Maranatha — Anathema! Dread is the curse of mandragora! Euthanasy!
And whether the mandrake be create
Flesh with the power incorporate,
I know not; yet, if from the earth ’tis rent,
Shrieks and groans from the root are sent;
Shrieks and groans, and a sweat like gore
Oozes and drops from the clammy core.
Maranatha — Anathema! Dread is the curse of mandragora! Euthanasy!
Whoso gathereth the mandrake shall surely die;
Blood for blood is his destiny.
Some who have plucked it have died with groans,
Like to the mandrake’s expiring moans;
Some have died raving, and some beside —
With penitent prayers — but all have died. Jesu! save us by night and day! From the terrible death of mandragora! Euthanasy!
“A queer chant that,” said Zoroaster, coughing loudly, in token of disapprobation.
“Not much to my taste,” quoth the knight of Malta. “We like something more sprightly in Canterbury.”
“Nor to mine,” added Jerry; “don’t think it’s likely to have an encore. ‘Pon my soul, Dick, you must give us something yourself, or we shall never cry Euthanasy at the Triple Tree.”
“With all my heart,” replied Turpin. “You shall have — but what do I see, my friend Sir Luke? Devil take my tongue, Luke Bradley, I mean. What, ho! Luke — nay, nay, man, no shrinking — stand forward; I’ve a word or two to say to you. We must have a hob-a-nob glass together for old acquaintance sake. Nay, no airs, man; damme you’re not a lord yet, nor a baronet either, though I do hold your title in my pocket; never look glum at me. It won’t pay. I’m one of the Canting Crew now; no man shall sneer at me with impunity, eh, Zory? Ha, ha! here’s a glass of Nantz; we’ll have a bottle of black strap when you are master of your own. Make ready there, you gut-scrapers, you shawm-shavers; I’ll put your lungs in play for you presently. In the meantime — charge, pals, charge — a toast, a toast! Health and prosperity to Sir Luke Rookwood! I see you are surprised — this, gemmen, is Sir Luke Rookwood, somewhile Luke Bradley, heir to the house of that name, not ten miles distant from this. Say, shall we not drink a bumper to his health?”
Astonishment prevailed amongst the crew. Luke himself had been taken by surprise. When Turpin discovered him at the door of the tent, and summoned him to appear, he reluctantly complied with the request; but when, in a half-bantering vein, Dick began to rally him upon his pretensions, he would most gladly have retreated, had it been in his power. It was then too late. He felt he must stand the ordeal. Every eye was fixed upon him with a look of inquiry.
Zoroaster took his everlasting pipe from his mouth.
“This