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Vampires vs. Werewolves – Ultimate Collection


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have," said Marchdale, in an excited manner. "I threatened to follow him, but he struck me to the earth as easily as I could a child. His strength is superhuman."

      "I saw you fall."

      "I believe, but that he was observed, he would have murdered me."

      "Indeed!"

      "What, do you mean to say that lankey, horse-marine looking fellow is as bad as that!" said the admiral.

      Marchdale now turned his attention to the two new comers, upon whom he looked with some surprise, and then, turning to George, he said—

      "Is this gentleman a visitor?"

      "To Mr. Holland, I believe he is," said George; "but I have not the pleasure of knowing his name."

      "Oh, you may know my name as soon as you like," cried the admiral. "The enemies of old England know it, and I don't care if all the world knows it. I'm old Admiral Bell, something of a hulk now, but still able to head a quarter-deck if there was any need to do so."

      "Ay, ay," cried Jack, and taking from his pocket a boatswain's whistle, he blew a blast so long, and loud, and shrill, that George was fain to cover his ears with his hands to shut out the brain-piercing, and, to him unusual sound.

      "And are you, then, a relative," said Marchdale, "of Mr. Holland's, sir, may I ask?"

      "I'm his uncle, and be d——d to him, if you must know, and some one has told me that the young scamp thinks of marrying a mermaid, or a ghost, or a vampyre, or some such thing, so, for the sake of the memory of his poor mother, I've come to say no to the bargain, and d—n me, who cares."

      "Come in, sir," said George, "I will conduct you to Mr. Holland. I presume this is your servant?"

      "Why, not exactly. That's Jack Pringle, he was my boatswain, you see, and now he's a kind o' something betwixt and between. Not exactly a servant."

      "Ay, ay, sir," said Jack. "Have it all your own way, though we is paid off."

      "Hold your tongue, you audacious scoundrel, will you."

      "Oh, I forgot, you don't like anything said about paying off, cos it puts you in mind of—"

      "Now, d—n you, I'll have you strung up to the yard-arm, you dog, if you don't belay there."

      "I'm done. All's right."

      By this time the party, including the admiral, Jack, George Bannerworth, and Marchdale, had got more than half-way across the garden, and were observed by Charles Holland and Henry, who had come to the steps of the hall to see what was going on. The moment Charles saw the admiral a change of colour came over his face, and he exclaimed—

      "By all that's surprising, there is my uncle!"

      "Your uncle!" said Henry.

      "Yes, as good a hearted a man as ever drew breath, and yet, withal, as full of prejudices, and as ignorant of life, as a child."

      Without waiting for any reply from Henry, Charles Holland rushed forward, and seizing his uncle by the hand, he cried, in tones of genuine affection—

      "Uncle, dear uncle, how came you to find me out?"

      "Charley, my boy," cried the old man, "bless you; I mean, confound your d——d impudence; you rascal, I'm glad to see you; no, I ain't, you young mutineer. What do you mean by it, you ugly, ill-looking, d——d fine fellow—my dear boy. Oh, you infernal scoundrel."

      All this was accompanied by a shaking of the hand, which was enough to dislocate anybody's shoulder, and which Charles was compelled to bear as well as he could.

      It quite prevented him from speaking, however, for a few moments, for it nearly shook the breath out of him. When, then, he could get in a word, he said—

      "Uncle, I dare say you are surprised."

      "Surprised! D—n me, I am surprised."

      "Well, I shall be able to explain all to your satisfaction, I am sure. Allow me now to introduce you to my friends."

      Turning then to Henry, Charles said—

      "This is Mr. Henry Bannerworth, uncle; and this Mr. George Bannerworth, both good friends of mine; and this is Mr. Marchdale, a friend of theirs, uncle."

      "Oh, indeed!"

      "And here you see Admiral Bell, my most worthy, but rather eccentric uncle."

      "Confound your impudence."

      "What brought him here I cannot tell; but he is a brave officer, and a gentleman."

      "None of your nonsense," said the admiral.

      "And here you sees Jack Pringle," said that individual, introducing himself, since no one appeared inclined to do that office for him, "a tar for all weathers. One as hates the French, and is never so happy as when he's alongside o' some o' those lubberly craft blazing away."

      "That's uncommonly true," remarked the admiral.

      "Will you walk in, sir?" said Henry, courteously. "Any friend of Charles Holland's is most welcome here. You will have much to excuse us for, because we are deficient in servants at present, in consequence of come occurrences in our family, which your nephew has our full permission to explain to you in full."

      "Oh, very good, I tell you what it is, all of you, what I've seen of you, d——e, I like, so here goes. Come along, Jack."

      The admiral walked into the house, and as he went, Charles Holland said to him—

      "How came you to know I was here, uncle?"

      "Some fellow wrote me a despatch."

      "Indeed!"

      "Yes, saying at you was a going to marry some odd sort of fish as it wasn't at all the thing to introduce into the family."

      "Was—was a vampyre mentioned?"

      "That's the very thing."

      "Hush, uncle—hush."

      "What for?"

      "Do not, I implore, hint at such a thing before these kind friends of mine. I will take an opportunity within the next hour of explaining all to you, and you shall form your own kind and generous judgement upon circumstances in which my honour and my happiness are so nearly concerned."

      "Gammon," said the admiral.

      "What, uncle?"

      "Oh, I know you want to palaver me into saying it's all right. I suppose if my judgment and generosity don't like it, I shall be an old fool, and a cursed goose?"

      "Now, uncle."

      "Now, nevey."

      "Well, well—no more at present. We will talk over this at leisure. You promise me to say nothing about it until you have heard my explanation, uncle?"

      "Very good. Make it as soon as you can, and as short as you can, that's all I ask of you."

      "I will, I will."

      Charles was to the full as anxious as his uncle could be to enter upon the subject, some remote information of which, he felt convinced, had brought the old man down to the Hall. Who it could have been that so far intermeddled with his affairs as to write to him, he could not possibly conceive.

      A very few words will suffice to explain the precise position in which Charles Holland was. A considerable sum of money had been left to him, but it was saddled with the condition that he should not come into possession of it until he was one year beyond the age which is usually denominated that of discretion, namely, twenty-one. His uncle, the admiral, was the trustee of his fortune, and he, with rare discretion, had got the active and zealous assistance of a professional gentleman of great honour and eminence to conduct the business for him.

      This gentleman had advised that for the