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      «Только бы не спросил, – подумали самые отчаянные бездельники, – а то можно смеяться хоть до вечера».

      – Не таракан, а мой папаша, Алексан Ваныч. Мой папаша, Алексан Ваныч, три пуда одной рукой подымает.

      – Передай ему мои искренние поздравления…

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