Christopher Hodapp

RVs & Campers For Dummies


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began weighing in, grousing that numbered highways sounded cold and indifferent and didn’t have the charm or easy shorthand of names like the Dixie Highway. Over the years, people clung to calling them by the old names. Highway 80 remained the Dixie Highway, and U.S. 30 was still and forever the Lincoln Highway.

      But there was one road from the period that didn’t need a name. It had nicknames like the Mother Road or the Main Street of America, but you didn’t hear them much at the time. It managed to create a mystique with two numbers on a plain black-and-white sign (see the nearby sidebar).

      GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66

      In October 1960, the TV show Route 66 premiered on CBS, a loose anthology about two Beat Generation guys on the road to find out about Life. Its jazzy instrumental theme by Nelson Riddle, and its ride, a Corvette convertible, made it the definition of cool. It was shot on location across the country, unusual for its time, and dealt with all the hot-button social issues of the day, with a good deal of violence thrown in, guaranteeing a hit.

      Route 66 ran from Chicago, Illinois, to Santa Monica, California, cobbled together out of three of the old auto trails. In the ‘40s and ‘50s, it became a major artery moving people from the East to the sunshine and economic opportunity of the Golden West. By 1960, Route 66 was already a legend, and it already had its own catchy tune, “Get Your Kicks on Route 66.” CBS didn’t want to pony up to actor and jazz pianist Bobby Troup to use his popular song in the show. But Nelson Riddle’s tune became one of the first TV-show themes to hit the Billboard charts, while sales of Corvettes zoomed to more than 10,000. It’s ironic that, from the day of the premier, the road they were on, Route 66, was already on its way out, and its days were numbered.

      President Eisenhower and the Interstate Highway System

       “Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past… . I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day, all night. Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it’ll be beautiful!”

      —Judge Doom, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

      The most important thing to understand about all the old U.S. highway systems, including Route 66, is that these were essentially stretches of highway linking towns in a chain, going through the towns. In fact, the highway usually ran right down Main Street.

      By contrast, the newfangled engineering idea with the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System was “controlled access,” with no intersections, no way on or off the road apart from strategically placed exit ramps miles apart. Depending on where you go, the interstate was called a freeway, an expressway, or a throughway.

      Eisenhower’s planners designed a system that bypassed all major cities, to keep traffic moving. But he eventually caved on this under pressure, and we ended up with something nonsensical: a highway that bypassed the little towns, yet plowed right through the heart of all the major cities with an asphalt assault and, ironically, made traffic in cities even more congested from the start. In rural areas, that word, bypassed was the death knell for little towns when the interstate passed them by for the sake of efficiency.

      Battles went on for years, with “freeway revolts” fighting the system. One of the most famous was in Tucumcari, New Mexico, a town Route 66 had put on the map. We drove across I-40 in the late ’70s, when the eternally unfinished interstate abruptly ended and detoured you off through the town on the old Route 66. But in July 1981, the new bypass was finally dedicated. When the interstate routes were completed, motels and cafes in the town started closing soon after, just as they had in so many other towns.

      This is the reason for the nostalgia around Route 66, with its fun vibe of America in its prime. As little towns folded their tents, decaying from the economic blow, the interstate became a symbol of progress rolling over the small, mom-and-pop businesses, and the relentless sameness of the chain hotels and restaurants.

      There’s an unofficial motto of RVers: “What’s your hurry?” That’s why so many of us like stargazing, because we like to be where we can still see the night sky and then take the time to do it. The interstate is great, but RVers love to take the scenic route. If you ask about it around the campfire, someone will have done Route 66, at least part of it. Sooner or later, you’ll probably be tempted to do some of it yourself.

      It’s an acquired skill, finding the old roads, especially if you’re doing Route 66, because it was decommissioned as a highway. You can’t stay on it all the way from Chicago to Los Angeles, and sometimes, just finding a particular stretch of it can be tough. To try to save part of it, states stepped in and recommissioned selected stretches as “Historic Route 66,” with special signs. But driving some parts can be dicey for a big RV. For example, one famous stretch is called the Oatman Highway, up to the mining ghost town of Oatman, Arizona. With its 48 miles of incessant, hairpin, switchback turns, on a two-way road with opposing traffic and no shoulder, it’s a road restricted to vehicles under 40 feet. In the old days, this section was called “Bloody 66.” Lots of RVers have done it, but you need to approach with caution.

      It takes planning to do any of the Mother Road. Planning it is the fun part. There are smartphone apps out there, like the Route 66 Ultimate Guide, and there’s also the lovingly written and regularly updated Route 66: EZ66 Guide for Travelers, by Jerry McClanahan (National Historic Route 66 Federation). Sources like these will help you follow the choppy and broken route that can get you so quickly and frustratingly lost.

      RVers love all these slower, scenic routes, and they talk about them a lot. Unlike Route 66, most of them are still commissioned U.S. highways, and they make for great trips. You can follow the Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail or the Great River Road, steering the course of the Mississippi River through ten states. There are apps for both trips and websites of people who’ve done it.

      Here are just a few of the major old U.S. highways, apart from Route 66 and Route 40, that you’ll also hear about around the campfire:

       U.S. 30 and U.S. 20: These roads run parallel to one another, and both are parallel to I-90, running across the northern United States from east to west. They still call U.S. 30 the Lincoln Highway, and it still runs from New Jersey to Oregon, while U.S. 20, the longest highway in America, is still the old Yellowstone Trail. Both are famed for their incredible scenery.

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