Дресс-код летучей мыши. Дарья Донцова

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      Хрущобы – ехидные советские люди называли так тесные квартиры в блочных домах, построенных в годы правления Н. С. Хрущева. Жилье было неудобным, кухня пять метров, совмещенный санузел, отсутствие кладовых, низкие потолки.

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      См. книгу Дарьи Донцовой «Развесистая клюква Голливуда».

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      Блоттер – полоска бумаги, на которую консультант в магазине брызгает духами, чтобы покупатель услышал аромат.

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