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чего вводятся законы?

      В безуспешной попытке сделать из разнородной толпы однородную.

      Как наиболее эффективно унять душевную боль?

      Причинить аналогичную боль кому следует.

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      Что было бы, если б нас не было?

      Ожидание нашего пришествия, которое периодически случается.

      Когда надо идти вперед?

      Когда не надо оглядываться назад.

      Можно ли излечиться от глупости?

      Нельзя, так как каждый дурак считает себя умным.

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