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«Господи! Открой нам глаза…»

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      – Хр…во, когда деньги есть, а еще хр…вее, когда их нет.

      – А почему хр…во, когда есть деньги?

      – Да потому, что они быстро кончаются, и становится еще хр…вее.

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      Сохранить верность нелюбимому – изменить себе.

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      На острове одна женщина и сто мужчин. Она сидит как королева. Все ее обхаживают. Мужик подносит поднос с вином, поскальзывается и разливает вино. Она:

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