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цепью на шее. В руках – сотовый телефон, в кармане – пачка баксов.

      – Хочу Мерседес-600.

      Раз и мужик сидит за рулем новенького «Мерседеса». Мужик потрогал руль, развалился в кресле и говорит:

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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