Невыдуманные истории от Жоры Пенкина. Книга 3. В Америке. Евгений Пекки

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      Примечания

      1

      Что у вас в сумке, сэр?

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      это мои личные вещи, мадам

      3

      У вас есть оружие и наркота?

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      А как насчёт наркоты?

      5

      Что такое наркота?

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      Не нужно увиливать. Весь мир знает, что такое наркота- один ты не знаешь. Открой сумку!

      7

      Собака голодная. Я думаю кое-кто съел её еду.

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