Перезагрузка Карла Петровича. Сборник юмористических произведений. Олег Минкевич

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

      Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на ЛитРес.

      Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.

      Примечания

      1

      «Слово о полку Игореве».

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