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учительницы русского языка и литературы из моего Василеостровского района. Соседки, так вот. Одна исправила ученику «ни при чём» на «не при чём» в диктанте. Другая сказала на родительском собрании: «Увеличение с геометрической прогрессией».

      – А как надо? – с ужасом вымолвил Барабаш и сразу осёкся.

      – В геометрической прогрессии.

      – Да-да! Конечно! Я знаю, просто это ведь оговорка?

      – Возможно, – Дворкин помедлил, – но учителям русского языка такое не прощают.

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