Елена Касаткина

Фрикен Бок. Ироничные рассказы


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услужливо проикал Петюнин, еле держась на ногах.

      – Себе помоги. Я в норме.

      Слонопотамов оттолкнулся от стены, и уверенно, как ему показалось, ступил на плитку. То ли толчок был чересчур сильным, то ли подошва ботинка не была рассчитана на нано-выкрутасы погоды, то ли злость Щербининой возымела-таки колдовскую силу, но наутро пришло известие – начальник сломал ногу. И не просто сломал, а в нескольких местах. Хотя скорей всего это было преувеличение, но Ольга Щербинина клялась своим здоровьем, что не меньше, чем в трёх местах.

      – Подумаешь, – фыркнула Неохотова, – вот если бы он сифилис подхватил…

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