if I may say so, your father must be an odd man.
– It was my mother, I believe.
– You could always change it, Crabbe, Dr Crewett suggested. In common law a man can call himself and be known by any name he likes.
– That reminds me of the poor man whose surname was Piss, Hackett recounted. He didn’t like it and changed it by deed-poll to Vomit.
– I implore you not to be facetious, the unsmiling Crabbe replied. The funny thing is that I like the name Nemo. Try thinking of it backwards.
– Well, you have something there, Hackett granted.
– Poetic, what?
There was a short silence which Dr Crewett broke.
– That makes you think, he said thoughtfully. Wouldn’t it be awful to have the Arab surname Esra?
– Let us have another round, Sussim L, Mick said facetiously, before I go home to beautiful Booterstown.
She smiled. She was fond of him in her own way. But had she heard his hasty transliteration? Hackett was scribbling a note.
– Mrs L, he said loudly, could you see that Teague McGettigan gets this tonight? It’s about an urgent appointment with another man for tomorrow morning.
– I will, Mr Hackett.
They left soon afterwards, going homewards by tram. Hackett got off at Monkstown, not far away, where he lived.
Mick felt well enough, and wondered about the morrow. After all, De Selby had done nothing more than talk. Much of it was astonishing talk but he had promised actual business at an hour not so long after dawn. Assuming he turned up with his gear, was there risk? Would the unreliable Hackett be there?
He sighed. Time, even if there was no such thing, would tell.
* Virgin Martyr.
Mild air with the sea in a stage whisper behind it was in Mick’s face as his bicycle turned into the lane-like approach to the Vico Road and its rocky swimming hole. It was a fine morning, calm, full of late summer.
Teague McGettigan’s cab was at the entrance, the horse’s head submerged in a breakfast nose-bag. Mick went down the steps and saluted the company with a hail of his arm. De Selby was gazing in disfavour at a pullover he had just taken off. Hackett was slumped seated, fully dressed and smoking a cigarette, while McGettigan in his dirty raincoat was fastidiously attending to his pipe. De Selby nodded. Hackett muttered ‘More luck’ and McGettigan spat.
– Boys-a-dear, McGettigan said in a low voice from his old thin unshaven face, ye’ll get the right drenching today. Ye’ll be soaked to the pelt.
– Considering that we’re soon to dive into that water, Hackett replied, I won’t dispute your prophecy, Teague.
– I don’t mean that. Look at that bloody sky.
– Cloudless, Mick remarked.
– For Christ’s sake look down there by Wickla.
In that quarter there was what looked like sea-haze, with the merest hint of the great mountain behind. With his hands Mick made a gesture of nonchalance.
– We might be down under the water for half an hour, I believe, Hackett said, or at least that’s Mr De Selby’s story. We have an appointment with mermaids or something.
– Get into your togs, Hackett, De Selby said impatiently. And you, too, Mick.
– Ye’ll pay more attention to me, Teague muttered, when ye come up to find ye’r superfine clothes demolished be the lashin rain.
– Can’t you keep them in your cursed droshky? De Selby barked. His temper was clearly a bit uncertain.
All got ready. Teague sat philosophically on a ledge, smoking and having the air of an indulgent elder watching children at play. Maybe his attitude was justified. When the three were ready for the water De Selby beckoned them to private consultation. The gear was spread out on a flattish rock.
– Now listen carefully, he said. This apparatus I am going to fit on both of you allows you to breathe, under water or out of it. The valve is automatic and needs no adjustment, nor is that possible. The air is compressed and will last half an hour by conventional effluxion of time.
– Thank God, sir, that your theories about time are not involved in the air supply, Hackett remarked.
– The apparatus also allows you to hear. My own is somewhat different. It enables me to do all that but speak and be heard as well. Follow?
– That seems clear enough, Mick agreed.
– When I clip the masks in place your air supply is on, he said emphatically. Under water or on land you can breathe.
– Fair enough, Hackett said politely.
– And listen to this, De Selby continued, I will go first, leading the way, over there to the left, to this cave opening, now submerged. It is only a matter of yards and not deep down. The tide is now nearly full. Follow close behind me. When we get to the rock apartment, take a seat as best you can, do nothing, and wait. At first it will be dark but you won’t be cold. I will then annihilate the terrestrial atmosphere and the time illusion by activating a particle of DMP. Now is all that clear? I don’t want any attempt at technical guff or questions at this time.
Hackett and Mick mutely agreed that things were clear.
– Down there you are likely to meet a personality who is from heaven, who is all-wise, speaks all languages and dialects and knows, or can know, everything. I have never had a companion on such a trip before, and I do hope events will not be complicated.
Mick had suddenly become very excited.
– Excuse the question, he blurted, but will this be John the Baptist again?
– No. At least I hope not. I can request but cannot command.
– Could it be … anybody? Hackett asked.
– Only the dead.
– Good heavens!
– Yet that is not wholly correct. Those who were never on earth could appear.
This little talk was eerie. It was as if a hangman were courteously conversing with his victim, on the scaffold high.
– Do you mean angels, Mr De Selby? Mick enquired.
– Deistic beings, he said gruffly. Here, stand still till I fix this.
He had picked up a breathing mask, with its straps and tank affair at the back.
– I’ll go after you, Mick muttered, with Hackett at the rear.
In a surprisingly short time they were all fully dressed for a visit under the sea to the next world, or perhaps the former world. Through his goggles Mick could see Teague McGettigan studying an early Sunday paper, apparently at a rear racing page. He was at peace, with no interest whatever in supernatural doings. He was perhaps to be envied. Hackett was standing impassive, an Apollo space-man. De Selby was making final adjustments to his straps and with a gesture had led the way to the lower board.
Going head-down into cold water in the early morning is a shock to the most practised. But in Mick’s case the fog of doubt and near-delusion in the head, added to by the very low hiss of his air supply, made it a brief but baffling experience. There was ample light as he followed De Selby’s kicking heels and a marked watery disturbance behind told him that Hackett was not far away. If he was cursing, nobody heard.
Entry to the ‘apartment’ was efficient enough for beginners. If not adroit. De Selby readily