500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

"Just to Make Us Laugh"

       No Use Arguing with a Mule

       Kissing Time

       "Playin' Soldiers"

       Per Carrier

       "Enemy" in the Wire

       Straight from the Heart

       Smile! Smile! SMILE!!

       War's Lost Charm

       Taking It Lying Down

       The First Twenty Years

       Shell as a Hammer

       Sore Feet

       My Sword Dance—by the C.O.

       A Big Bone in the Soup

       "I Shall have to Change Yer!"

       Scots Reveille

       In the Negative

       "An' That's All that 'Appened"

       Watching them "Fly Past"

       High Necks and Low

       Too Light—by One Rissole

       Psyche—"at the Barf!"

       A Juggler's Struggles

       Almost a Wireless Story

       When the S.M. Got Loose

       Mons, 1914—Not Moscow, 1812!

       The S.M. knew "Mulese"

       Lost: One Star

       Simpler than Sounding It

       Under the Cart

       The Lion Laughed up his Sleeve

       The Carman's Sarcasm

       Burying a Lorry

       Striking a Bargain

       Bugling in 'Indoostanee

       "For 'eaven's sake, stop sniffin'!"

       Babes in the Salonika Wood

       Bringing it Home to Him

       After the Feast

       Wait for the "Two Pennies, Please"

       The General Goes Skating

       "To Top Things Up"

       Luck in the Family

       "I'm Drownded"

       Not a New World's Wonder

       Lads of the Village

       Before 1914, When Men Worked

       Their Fatigue

       Teaching Bulgars the Three-card Trick

       3. HOSPITAL

       "Tich" Meets the King

       Putting the Lid on It

       Riddled in the Sands

       Season!

       Where's the Milk and Honey?

       "Lunnon"

       Sparing the M.O.

       "Robbery with Violence"