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Муж и жена – одна сатана (анекдоты про измену, изменников и изменниц)


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домой. В его постели двое: Петька и Василь Иваныч и оба – евреи.

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      Муж вернулся после многолетней зарубежной командировки. По квартире бегает трое детей.

      – Жена, чьи же это ребятишки?

      – Как чьи? Наши!

      – Интересно, а откуда?

      – Старший – это я к тебе приезжала. Средний – это ты в отпуск приезжал.

      – Ну, хорошо, а третий?

      – Да что тебе, жалко что ли? Пусть бегает…

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