Penis Envy. Peter Sacco

try to become friends with their friend’s friends.

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      8) Metrosexuals

      Meterosexuals are men who can be mistaken for homosexual, but often they are not. They are “pretty boy” men who may even dress feminine. They are also more likely to wear many of the traditional make-ups women use; eye-shadow, liners, blushes and lipstick. Many of them will also mimic mannerisms deemed feminine and use traditional female “catchphrases”.

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      9) Bitch Tit Guys

      These are men with big breasts who are very proud to flaunt them.

      These breasts are not the end result of pumping iron and drinking protein shakes. Rather, they are sloppy, flabby, drooping accessories to beer bellies! These men have their own non-choreographed, synchronized, bouncing torso show when their shirts come off!

      NOTES TO CHAPTER 3:

      Ø There are 9 main penis envy types we have identified. No one size fits all and not all wear the same shoe size.