George Daniel

Merrie England in the Olden Time


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company.”

      and those of Camberwell * and Wandsworth ** are

      * A petty session (how very petty!) was held at Union Hall

       on the 4th July, 1823, in order to put down Camberwell Fair,

       which is as old as Domesday Book. Shakspere has truly

       described these ill-conditioned, peddling, meddling

       Dogberrys “You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing

       a cause between an orange-wife and a fosset-seller; and then

       rejourn the controversy of three-pence to a second day of

       audience. When you speak best to the purpose, it is not

       worth the wagging of your beards, and your beards deserve

       not so honourable a grave, as to stuff a botcher's cushion,

       or to be entombed in an ass's pack-saddle.”

       ** Wandsworth Fair exhibited sixty years ago Mount Vesuvius,

       or the burning mountain by moonlight, rope, and hornpipe-

       dancing; a forest, with the humours of lion-catching;

       tumbling by the young Polander from Sadler's Wells; several

       diverting comic songs; a humorous dialogue between Mr.

       Swatehall and his wife; sparring matches; the Siege of

       Belgrade, &c. all for three-penee!

       On Whit-Monday, 1840, Messrs. Nelson and Lee sent down a

       theatrical caravan to Wandsworth Fair, and were moderately

       remunerated. But the “Grand Victoria Booth” was the rallying

       point of attraction. Its refectory was worthy of the

       ubiquitous Mr. Epps—of ham, beef, tongue, polony, portable

       soup, and sheep's trotter memory!

       Cold beef and ham, hot ribs of lamb, mock-turtle soup that's

       portable,

       Did blow, with stout, their jackets out, and made the folks

       comfortable!

      fast going the way of all fairs. Bow, Edmonton, * Highgate, ** Brook Green (Hammersmith,) and

      * In the year 1820, the keeper of a menagerie at Edmonton

       Fair walked into the den of a lioness, and nursed her cubs.

       He then paid his respects to the husband and father, a

       magnificent Barbary Lion. After the usual complimentary

       greetings between them, the man somewhat roughly thrust open

       the monster's jaws, and put his head into its mouth, giving

       at the same time a shout that made it tremble. This he did

       with impunity. But in less than two months afterwards, when

       repeating the same exhibition at a fair in the provinces, he

       eried, like the starling, “I can't get out!—I can't get

       out!” demanding at the same time if the lion wagged its

       tail? The lion, thinking the joke had been played quite

       often enough, did wag its tail, and roared “Heads!” The

       keeper fell a victim to his temerity.

       ** “July 2,1744.—This is to give notice that Highgate Fair

       will be kept on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday next, in a

       pleasant shady walk in the middle of the town.

       “On Wednesday a pig will be turned loose, and he that takes

       it up by the tail and throws it over his head, shall have

       it. To pay two-pence entrance, and no less than twelve to

       enter.

       “On Thursday a match will be run by two men, a hundred yards

       in two sacks, for a large sum. And, to encourage the sport,

       the landlord of the Mitre will give a pair of gloves, to be

       run for by six men, the winner to have them.

       “And on Friday a hat, value ten shillings, will be run for

       by men twelve times round the Green; to pay one shilling

       entrance: no less than four to start; as many as will may

       enter, and the second man to have all the money above four.”

      West-end (Hampstead * ), Fairs, with their swings, roundabouts, spiced gingerbread, penny-trumpets, and halfpenny rattles are passed away. The showmen and Merry Andrews of Moorfields ** are

      * “The Hampstead Fair Ramble; or, The World going quite Mad.

       To the tune of 'Brother Soldier dost hear of the News,'

       London: Printed for J. Bland, near Holbourn, 1708.” A

       curious broadside.

       ** Moorfields during the holiday seasons was an epitome of

       Bartlemy Fair. Its booths and scaffolds had flags flying on

       the top. A stage near the Windmill Tavern, opposite Old

       Beth-lem, was famous for its grinning-matches. Moorfields

       had one novel peculiarity, viz. that whilst the Merry Andrew

       was practising his buffooneries and legerdemain tricks in

       one quarter, the itinerant Methodist preacher was holding

       forth in another. Foote makes his ranting parson exclaim,

       “Near the mad mansions of Moorfields I 'll bawl,

       Come fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, all,

       Shut up your shops and listen to my call!”

       The Act 12 of Queen Anne aimed at the suppression of the

       Moorfields' merriments. The showmen asked Justice Fuller to

       license them in April, 1717, but in vain. Fuller had a

       battle-royal with Messrs. Saunders and Margaret, two

       Middlesex justices, who sided with the conjurors, and

       forbade the execution of his warrant. Justice Fuller,

       however, having declared war against Moorfields'

       mountebanking, was inexorable, and committed the insurgents

       to the house of correction; from whence, after three hours'

       durance vile, they were released by three other magistrates.

       Kennington Common was also a favourite spot for this odd

       variety of sports. It was here that Mr. Mawworm encountered

       the brick-bats of his congregation, and had his “pious tail”

       illuminated with the squibs and crackers of the unre-

       generate.

       This fair commenced in the New River pipe-fields, and

       continued in a direct line as far as the top of Elm Street,

       where it terminated. The equestrians always made a point of

       galloping their donkeys furiously past the house of

       correction!

      no more; the Gooseberry Fairs * of Clerkenwell and Tottenham Court Road, (the minor Newmarket and Doncaster of Donkey-racing!) are come to a brick-and-mortary end.

      * “April 9, 1748.—At the Amphitheatrical