George Daniel

Merrie England in the Olden Time


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Court, on Monday next (being Easter Monday), Mr. French,

       designing to please all, in making his Country Wake complete

       by doubling the prizes given to be played for, as well as

       the sports, has engaged some of the best gamesters, Country

       against London, to make sides. For Cudgelling, a laced hat,

       value one pound five shillings, or one guinea in gold; for

       Wrestling, one guinea; Money for Boxing, besides Stage-

       money. And, to crown the diversion of the day, he gives a

       fine Smock to be jigged for by Northern Lasses against the

       Nymphs to the westward of St. Giles's Church—to be entered

       at the Royal Oak, in High Street, by Hob, Clerk of the

       Revels, or his deputy. The doors will be opened at eleven

       o'clock; the sport to begin at two. Cudgelling as usual

       before the prizes. Best seats, Two Shillings; Pit and First

       Gallery, One Shilling; Upper Gallery, Sixpence.”

       Mr. French advertises, May 12, 1748, at his booth at

       Tottenham Court, six men sewed up in sacks to run six times

       the length of the stage backwards and forwards for a prize—

       a prize for wrestling and dancing to the pipe and tabor—

       and the gladiator's dance. He also kept the race-course in

       Tothill-Fields, August 4, 1749.

       “August 8, 1730.—At Reynold's Great Theatrical Booth, in

       Tottenham Court, during the time of the Fair, will be

       presented a Comical, Tragical, Farcical Droll, called The

       Rum Duke and the Queer Duke, or a Medley of Mirth and

       Sorrow. To which will be added a celebrated Operatical

       Puppet-Show, called Punch's Oratory, or the Pleasures of the

       Town; containing several diverting passages, particularly a

       very elegant dispute between Punch and another great Orator

       (Henley?); Punch's Family Lecture, or Joan's Chimes on her

       tongue to some tune. No Wires—all alive! With

       entertainments of Daneing by Monsieur St. Luce, and others.”

      High-smoking chimneys and acres of tiles shut out the once pleasant prospect, and their Geffray Gambados (now grey-headed jockeys!) sigh, amidst macadamisation and dust, for the green sward where, in their hey-day of life, they witched the fair with noble donkeyship!—Croydon (famous for roast-pork, and new walnuts ), Harley-Bush, and Barnet fairs, are as yet unsuppressed; but the demons of mischief—[the English populace (their Majesty the Many!) are notorious for this barbarity]—have

      * “At the London Spaw (1754), during the accustomed time of

       the Welsh Fair, will be the usual entertainment of Roast

       Pork, with the fam'd soft-flavor'd Spaw Ale, and every other

       liquor of the neatest and best kinds, agreeable

       entertainments, and inviting usage from the Publick's most

       obedient servant, George Dowdell.”

       In the year 1795 a Dutch Fair was held at Frogmore, when a

       grand fête was given by King George the Third, in

       celebration of his Queen's birth-day, and the recent arrival

       of the Princess of Wales. A number of dancers were dressed

       as haymakers; Mr. Byrne and his company danced the Morris-

       dance; and Savoyards, in character, assisted at the

       merriments. Feats of horsemanship were exhibited by

       professors from the Circus; and booths erected for good

       eating and drinking, and the sale of toys, work-bags,

       pocket-books, and fancy articles. Munden, Rock, and Incledon

       diverted the company with their mirth and music; and Majesty

       participated in the general joy. The Royal Dutch Fair lasted

       two days, and was under the tasteful direction of the

       Princess Elizabeth.

      totally destroyed the magnificent oak that made Fairlop Fair * a favourite rendezvous with those who could afford a tandem, tax-cart, or Tim-whisky. How often have we sat, and pirouetted too, under its venerable shade.

      May Fair (which began on May-day), during the early part of the last century, was much patronised by the nobility and gentry. It had nevertheless its Ducking Pond for the ruder class of holiday makers. **

      * By an act passed 3rd of 2nd Victoria (not Victoria for the

       Fair!) it was rendered unlawful to hold Fairlop Fair beyond

       the first Friday (“Friday's a dry day!”) in July. This was

       the handy work of the Barking Magistrates.

       “And when I walk abroad let no dog bark!”

       ** “June 25, 1748.—At May Fair Ducking Pond, on Monday

       next, the 27th inst., Mr. Hooton's Dog Nero (ten years old,

       with hardly a tooth in his head to hold a duck, but well

       known for his goodness to all that have seen him hunt) hunts

       six ducks for a guinea, against the bitch called the Flying

       Spaniel, from the Ducking Pond on the other side of the

       water, who has beat all she has hunted against, excepting

       Mr. Hooton's Good-Blood. To begin at two o'clock.

       “Mr. Hooton begs his customers won't take it amiss to pay

       Twopence admittance at the gate, and take a ticket, which

       will be allowed as Cash in their reckoning. No person

       admitted without a tickct, that such as are not liked may be

       kept out.

       “Note. Right Lincoln Ale.”

       Apropos of other mirthful rendezvous.

       “A new Ducking Pond to be opened on Monday next at

       Lirneiouse Cause, being the 11th August, where four dogs

       are to play for Four Pounds, and a lamb to be roasted whole,

       to be given away to all gentlemen sportsmen. To begin at Ten

       o'clock in the forenoon.”—Postman, 7th August 1707.

       “Erith Diversion, 24th May 1790.—This is to acquaint the

       publick, that on Whit-Monday, and during the holidays, the

       undermentioned diversions will take place. First, a new Hat

       to be run for by men; a fine Ham to be played for at Trap-

       ball; a pair of new Pumps to be jumped for in a sack; a

       large Plumb-pudding to be sung for; a Guinea to be cudgelled

       for—with smoking, grinning through a collar, with many

       other diversions too tedious to mention.

       “N.B. A Ball in the evening as usual.”

       But what are the hopes of man! A press-gang (this is the

       freedom of the press with a vengeance! this the boasted

       monarchy of the middle classes!) interrupted