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и в нахмурции;

      А в погоду она

      Умиротворена,

      Капризуля-девица из Турции.

      There was an Old Man of Apulia,

      Whose conduct was very peculiar;

      He fed twenty sons

      Upon nothing but buns,

      That whimsical Man of Apulia.

      _____________________

      Эксцентричный старик из Апулии

      Был весьма специфичным папулею

      Двадцати сыновей;

      И кормил их, ей-ей,

      Только сдобой старик из Апулии.

      There was an Old Man with a poker,

      Who painted his face with red oker;

      When they said, 'You're a Guy!'

      He made no reply,

      But knocked them all down with his poker.

      _____________________

      На лице старика с кочергою

      Охрой крашено то и другое;

      Скажет кто: «Ну и шут!» –

      Уж старик тут как тут

      И в нокдаун того кочергою.

      There was an Old Person of Prague,

      Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;

      But they gave him some butter,

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